Dave Butterfield

THE BUTTMAN

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@Muurphy why would ya bother?? Alright I get it my family's poor I can't afford a double bed like no need to put it on social media #slymong

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@FatherGoon @Nially_P @Negrogan @DeclanQPR @Shpoon @Garyk101 it's the 27th to the 1st Shanie please tell me you booked the right date??

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@Shpoon @FatherGoon @Nially_P @DeclanQPR @Garyk101 what did I tell u about that spoon??

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@Muurphy who's this??

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@DeclanQPR would you have thrown the fist inside her back then

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@Nially_P @MikeyHealy @Shpoon and then you can wear that UNREAL yellow polo shirt on a night out in magaluf again ;)

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

I just want it to be wednesday already so I can get gaga, have serious buzz at mk and have a nice solid party party YURT

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

Absolutely destroyed over the bank holiday.... Back to the study tomorrow fuuuuuck that

[Andy Carroll @AndyTCarroll]

We were unlucky not to get something today against this seasons champions 🏆

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

#GMITSU14 never mind Sam Mark o Connell for president #1 in your hearts #2 in the bedroom because he always comes second

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

Go on the 90s one double nine O one double nine O here we go #chatcity #GMITSU14

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

bring back @DeclanQPR's facebook

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

Don't really like valentines day I dont need On day in the year to make the people I love feel special I do it everyday #I'mAsoftie #fragile

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@Muurphy go over to them and tell them to fuck Off that they're distracting u from rreading your blogs

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

Played a match and I'm walking like granddad buttman after he gets fisted fuuuuuck me I'm getting old

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

Couldn't give a foooook about the superbowl #horriblesport

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

@FatherGoon when's our next session?

[Dave Butterfield @DaveButters2]

I like going for a poo
In works disabled loo
I leave the place smelling stink
My ring is left red and pink
But I love feeling brand new