Dave

Always try to find the humor in any situation. Orioles, Capitals and Commanders.

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

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[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ do ppl ever start talking like u?
💬 No #tellonym https://t.co/KbHOjzAzMo

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ does someone see your stuff and not react on purpose?
💬 If they don't respond, how do I know that they seen it? #tellonym https://t.co/4cxbvf51GW

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ what do ppl bring up after talking to u once?
💬 That they now understand why I am single #tellonym https://t.co/u1GIVPRix9

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ how tall are you?
💬 5'9 #tellonym https://t.co/J0iO2sfpVB

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ could you give me advice on how to love
💬 Like i would have a clue #tellonym https://t.co/vsY8KAGNL8

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ What do ppl say when ur not there?
💬 No clue. I'm not there to hear them. #tellonym https://t.co/xRTQqeIyCb

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ Seems like the only way to get a response is on tellonym
💬 And even that is hit and miss. #tellonym https://t.co/An2exQWmNt

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ r u awake rn?
💬 Barely. Probably going to bed within the hour. #tellonym https://t.co/w1bu8wq9Ux

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ Where r you right now?
💬 I just got home. I went to visit family on the other side of the state. #tellonym https://t.co/H1F96ar4Cn

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ What makes them your go-to?
💬 Prefer comfort over style. I have no desire to try to impress anyone #tellonym https://t.co/KpOELFtnZS

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ so u only like girls who are hard to get, right?
💬 When you look like me and have my personality, every girl is hard to get #tellonym https://t.co/gzvYuvBPBT

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ did you act normal today after catching the little signs?
💬 I never act normal #tellonym https://t.co/sG26qikJRo

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ do u ever wonder who's noticing when you post less?
💬 Not really #tellonym https://t.co/9xYBNTTR5K

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

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[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ do ppl pick up your habits without you noticing?
💬 I haven't noticed #tellonym https://t.co/oFvXdgh4je

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ are there people that dont like you and why?
💬 Well, your Dad doesn't like me. Why? Probably because I banged your Mom. #tellonym https://t.co/iGEDAQo5AQ

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ Would u rather someone ghost u or just say they're not into u?
💬 I already assume they're not into me #tellonym https://t.co/XAymKLYGUA

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ would u date a girl who's plus-sized?
💬 Prefer them that way #tellonym https://t.co/5RNJrGPDQN

[Dave @DaveBynaker]

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[Dave @DaveBynaker]

❓ when did you last sleep like a baby?
💬 1971-72 #tellonym https://t.co/WI8CDhC8yh