David Carmany

degradable

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

@litteralyme0 What the ass is this

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Putin told Trump that Trump gets to be the top next time as a treat

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

It’s too bad Jeffery Epstein isn’t alive so he could be strangled all over again

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Remember when a bottle rocket went off over the Kremlin and Putin shat his britches?

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Verified my ass

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

“The untold true story…” Well it was, way to go, snitch!

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

An A24 film where Flo from Progressive has to solve a serial vehicular manslaughter case

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

@Sethyergin Your feed was flagged for being too benignly entertaining

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

I thought it was just spelled “zooby zooby zoo”

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Such an iconic line. Every time he says it I’m reminded that he’s Batman

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Listen, it’s easy to all gang up on Andrew Tate right now. So I suggest we all do it because it is so easy.

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

I believe as a born Ohioan I can say that we are just tickled to be talked about so much

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Underwhelming Fantasy Novel Starts With Map Of Ohio https://t.co/fHreC49ktz

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Can’t wait to see “Oops! All Spidermen”

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

I’m gonna bet $10 that it’s a “pprrrrrppp!” at best.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

KABOOM 💥💥💥💥💥

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

The guy who craves publicity suddenly wants some alone time.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Any account doxxing real-time location info of anyone will be suspended, as it is a physical safety violation. This includes posting links to sites with real-time location info.

Posting locations someone traveled to on a slightly delayed basis isn’t a safety problem, so is ok.

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

My new thing is finding an old classic movie that I think I should watch, googling it to see what platform it’s on, realizing I can watch it for free, and then not watching it.

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

@asclepiasyriaca @ThisIsKyleR Careful now he shoots

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

@elonmusk @Liz_Wheeler He’s just gonna keep making bad promises that end up becoming poor investments, eh?