Dave the Rude Cyberman

You will be deleted. Yer bastards.

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@sumners250 @KieraDiss If you're going campaigning with a dreadful lefty gobshite who cares nothing for anyone outside her London enclave, then you're clearly in desperate trouble

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

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...do not pander to the bloody minority viewpoints, or knock us over the head with wokey idealogy every episode. Give it to someone who knows the show but who won't put his or her personal agenda first.

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Here's a thing. Too much talk of what is and not happening with the show, and it's clear to me that the first step is to clear out the current people in charge.

It needs a reset. Go back to proper stories, make us look forward to each episode, and then.....
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[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@DoctorWhoNovels That bloke Ian Dalby wot was being a twat about the polls.....account has vanished.

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@DoctorWhoNovels I have too. Looked at his profile and there's a few borderline racist comments, so best steer well clear.

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Did you not see this? Clearly just hates polls. Block the twat!

[Ian Dalby @IanDalby8]

@DoctorWhoNovels @DaveCyberman Poll after poll after poll we as Who fans are sick of it.Just enjoy it for what it is a rollicking good adventure,noted this new Doctor doesnt do anything for me but I know there will be a time when its back 100% after it gets canned

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@DoctorWhoNovels @IanDalby8 Same sort of message to you yesterday in the poll.

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@DoctorWhoNovels @IanDalby8 I'd block this twat if I were you. He was bring a bellend yesterday

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

@IanDalby8 @DoctorWhoNovels What the fuck are you on about?

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

I don't care who you put up against it, the Myrka is the shittest thing to ever grace the show

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

#DoctorWho Worst Monster, THE GRAND FINAL

Bit surprised by one of the finalists, not at all by the other!! Still, these are the two you have chosen - both from Doctor 5 stories! - so get busy voting for the all time worst!!

Please vote, RT the poll, and leave a comment!!!

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Both crap, but surely the Myrka was the absolute nadir of the show's imagining of monsters

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Had a little break before the SFs - just three more votes to go!
Worst Monster, Semi Final 1

It's those pesky Remnants v the daddy of all bad monsters in our first semi-final!!

Which one was worse? YOU decide!!
Vote and tell us what you think! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Myrka is far more shit than Mestor

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Quarter Final 1

Just 8 contenders left, and we start with a season 21 derby! Horse thing v Slug thing, which one was the worst? The decision is yours!!
#DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Both crap, but what the hell is a Plasmaton supposed to be??

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 2, Match 8

A Doctor 5 derby today as two reasonable ideas meet bad execution. On the plus side, at least the Mara has been CGI'd on the DVD!
Vote for the one you think the worst! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Both bad, but Fish people were REALLY bad. In fact, I would go so far as calling them shit.

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 2, Match 7

Sock puppet v Fishy mutant things, two interesting ideas that both looked terrible!!

Vote for the one you think the worst! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Remnants. I mean, there's crap and there's crap, right?

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 2, Match 3
It's some right oddities today, one from NuWho and one from the Tom era!! It's waving sheets v big green bag, so please vote for the one you think the worst! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Can't abide Cryons. Tie the bastards to a radiator, that's what I say!

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 1, Match 15

I feel some won't be happy to see one of the candidates today, but in my defence - he was crap.
Which one was the worst? YOU decide!! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Kronos is so shit, spoils the story com.....hang on, it doesn't as the whole story is cak anyway. Its one saving grace is Susan Penhaligon.

Bandrills on the other hand....designed by Brian Conley ITS A PUPPET!!!

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 1, Match 13

Simple one today: a man in a leotard with a bucket on his head v a sock puppet.
Which one was the worst? YOU decide!! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

What was the point of the Magma Beast being in it anyway? Seems like a pointless (and crap) monster to me.

As for the frog....words fail me. Utter shite.

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 1, Match 12
Another one of those "did you really need to do that?" monsters v a frog on a chair. And I don't mean the Urbankans.

Which one was the worst? YOU decide!! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Nucleus. Unbelievably shit. Vardans are penny pinching budget pleasers, but the Nucleus, they actually put effort and money into it, and its still absolute dogshit.

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 1, Match 10

Easiest poll ever.

Which one was worse? YOU decide!! #DoctorWho

[Dave the Rude Cyberman @DaveCyberman]

Has to be the Taran wood beast. Its comical, how the fuck did that get past the editing stage??

[Doctor Who Novels @DoctorWhoNovels]

Presented as a fun contest and not to be taken too seriously!
Worst Monster, Round 1, Match 9
It's a "it seemed like a good idea at the time" derby today....

Which one was worse? YOU decide!! #DoctorWho