Dave Dolphin

Dad humor level ten. Documenting my midlife crisis on YouTube. Podcasting relatable adulting stories with my wife. 80s music nerd

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I can’t wait for people on Instagram to find out TikTok’s back in the next two weeks…

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What’s the worst substitution they can make on your grocery store pickup order?

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Bonnie Tyler making that Mariah Carey money today…

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@oneawkwardmom … AND the day after the kids are all sugared-up from Easter candy

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@gbergan … or when you’re about to trust a fart

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@tristanmartin … and clean out the storm shelter

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@MumOfTw0 @dadmann_walking My dad hated doing anything to the house and putting holes in walls… he wouldn’t be out of the neighborhood for a work trip and my mom would be install shelves in closets

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This is the story of my 15 seconds of fame #gma https://t.co/NaQfdnzPP3

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@Mrs_JParker You leave his closet alone! He still hasn’t gotten over the holy sock purge of 2017…

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Wait… this game is red vs red? Well, that’s confusing

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@TheMomHack I turn 50 this year, and I feel this in my soul…

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@kelly__le Have you tried kicking it?

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@Mrs_JParker Maybe yellow is number 1 and this is number 2…

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@Mrs_JParker We’re gonna need nightly updates…

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@IHideFromMyKids If he goes to the restaurant, picks up the food and brings it home… he cooked. Those are the rules…

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@raoulvilla I don’t need your green bubble negativity in my life…

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@TheMomHack … and this is my favorite part of the tweet 😂

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@IHideFromMyKids It’s a catchy song, tho…

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@TheMomHack Raising kids is easy when you can sugar them up and send them back home to their parents…

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@drewdyck SAME! 🙌🏻