David Dunford

Socialist and hater of the monstrosity Hillary Clinton. Don't try and troll because I'm better at it than you are. I'm also a mean metal guitarist and writer.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Oh, hey...that reminds me Dotard...why all these non-disclosure acts? Was it because you didn't want your wife knowing what an unfaithful cunt you are?

Or do you just not want all the girls going public with how tiny a dick you have?

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Ivanka: you need only look at her to see how beautiful her mother was.
Tiffany: You only need to look at her Down Syndrome eyes to see she got her father's retardism.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS My son was doing science homework and asked me what the WEAK FORCE was. I showed him a picture of Donald Trump. He got an A on it,.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@FLOTUS @POTUS @WhiteHouse Ever notice how Melania's ass is the only Russian ass Trump's nose...and other parts...AREN'T in?

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse @PressSec @SecNielsen @mercedesschlapp @nick_ayers @TomBossert45 @Marcshort45 @MickMulvaneyOMB HEY LOOK! DOTARD DONNIE IS USING OBAMA'S OLD TWITTER ACCOUNT!

THEN AGAIN, FAT DONNIE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BLACK MAN'S HAND ME DOWNS!

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Wait...just realized this had been OBAMA'S ACCOUNT before you got it.

How does it feel to wear a black man's hand-me-downs you pathetic, racist prick?

All you are is Obama's hand me down. A second to the black guy. Eat that, you racist fuck.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Kinda sorry for all the mass hate tweets at you today, but when you run and hide on another Twitter account like the scared cunt you are, it's kind of my duty to point it out. Still, the only Russian ass you don't have your nose stuck in is Melania's, so fuck you.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Petty little stubby fingered douchebag! You know, I may not be rich, but when I fuck a woman, she doesn't try and SUE ME afterwards.

Must be that puny dick you're trying to lead the country with again, huh bitch?

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS I thought Obama was bad, but you, Dotard, make him look like fucking Washington himself. At least Obama got things done. The only effort your fat ass can put out gets you sued and makes your wife hate you. What a fucktard president you are!

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS It just shows what a WEAK and FLACCID person you are, Dotard.
NO wall yet, NO mass immigrants deportation, NO Hillary behind bars, your petty, racist base is getting canned when they're outed. But I know the REAL Donald Trump. The SCARED BITCH that ran when we came to your rally

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@POTUS Hey, look at the fialure! No wall, no mass immigrant round up...you're pathetic ass can't even kill the science your low IQ brain can't understand.

Dotard Donnie - the worst president the world has known, the stupidest person every to hold office.
https://t.co/ccqVrvP1yu

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@realDonaldTrump Here's a delightedly happy "FUCK YOU" to the stupidest, most idiotic president the world has ever known. Keep of the failure, Donnie! It's all your life has ever been!

https://t.co/ccqVrvP1yu

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@realDonaldTrump So Dotard Donny here thinking these cops did a great job shows what a dumb fucking person Trump is. They put the entire community in danger scaring the kid, let him escape into death so he wouldn't have to pay for his crimes or talk about his actions. Trump's a fucking moron.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@realDonaldTrump Then they let the perpetrator ESCAPE, (yes, death is an escape. They don't have him in custody, do they?), and now we will never know if he had friends in on it, if there were more bombs, if he was part of a terror cell....

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@realDonaldTrump The cops FAILED on their surveillance of a BOMB suspect, allowing him to DETONATE ANOTHER BOMB WITHIN CITY LIMITS which, if he had improved his skill, could have killed hundreds if not more....

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@tobymuresianu You know, maybe if they didn't do all that crack they would have noticed the bridge flaws.

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@HamillHimself I donno, Mark. That last Jedi movie you did seemed kinda forced...

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

Not The Same Paul McCartney #TheBeatlesIn5Words

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

@charley_ck14 @MusicalHashtags There will be an answer...surgery!

Surgery! Surgery! Surgery, yeah surgery!
Make me look like Paul with...surgery!

[David Dunford @DaveDraconis]

Paul McCartney Really Is Dead #TheBeatlesIn5Words