DaveDoubleU

..We few. We happy few. We band of brothers and sisters… #GoBlue #OnePride

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

Villains are not born, they are made

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: Me and the SpaceX lunch lady when she becomes a millionaire after the IPO.

[B ROYALE👑 @IAMNOTBROYALE]

Michigan want y’all to LOSE. Keep us out your shit.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

“CRINE” 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 @DKH013]

Proof that 99% of what we worry about never actually happens.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

POV: you're watching a sad movie with a trader

[naiive @naiivememe]

peak male living

[naiive @naiivememe]

stop loss explained

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery

1995
– You call
– You order in 2 minutes
– It arrives in 30 minutes

2005
– You go to the website
– You customize it
– It arrives in 45 minutes

2026
– You download the app
– You create an account with email verification
– You add your address with a PIN on the map
– The map can't find your street – You add it manually
– You select a pizza
– The ingredient you want has an extra charge
– You add a card
– Payment error
– You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

[naiive @naiivememe]

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

This door weighed more than the entire car you're driving now.

[Aye Dell ⛹🏾‍♂️ @YungD3LL]

Them trying to fix fanduel

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

The last thing the cashier sees before I pay for my new faux leather jacket with 50% Kohl’s cash and 50% $KSS stock

[naiive @naiivememe]

average resume applying to JP Morgan

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

You need to be this locked in.

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

A senior developer fixing a bug in production 😂🤭

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

Instant classic

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

Claude Code: "You've hit your limit,
Limit resets 7pm".

Me from 5 - 6:59pm . 💀