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Former staff writer for The Dana Carvey Show, The Twilight Zone, & that one episode of Mad Men. Author: 'Electric Type Rider' pub. May 2021. Co-founder of UCB.

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The most Jewish thing about the Beastie Boys is how many of their lines start with "Well..."

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@Weird_Friction The Temple!

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@DresBlacksheep Whats your prep when you're making a milk & Amaretto? You make 'em chilled?

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I'm against the antisemitism at Colombia U. but I'm also 6 credits short of a Masters in Fucking. So I am not going to weigh in on the debate for a bit.

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@Mike_Eagle cuz tonight we having chopped liver

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@katie_honan My old manager, who was born and raised in NY and worked at a city agency, for every bagel Friday ordered a cinnamon raisin bagel with Asiago cream cheese and bacon.

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@rarefilmm You're the best. Thank you for remembering me!

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@rarefilmm There's a 1996 French film called WHEN THE CAT'S AWAY (Chacun cherche son chat). It aired a bunch on IFC around that time, and then I could never find it again, aside from a French-only VHS on ebay.

BONUS: Xan Cassavetes' short SALMON FOR THREE. Similar IFC one that vanished.

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@sewage666 Greek accents - famously radically different than Israeli accents

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Society ended when they stopped throwing lighters up

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Co-worker told me yesterday he doesn't like any hip-hop really except for "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre & Ice Cube. Like, just that song.

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@JonesAl5693 @JustinBrannan It's not worth spending a moment on that trash.

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I own more Dragon Magazines than you do.

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@Rosenbergradio It's 2025, dude has like 5 tracks. F him and his still-fans

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Who will win the Fuck Contest?

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I'm about to crash out with my gash out

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@SandyofCthulhu Haha, fantastic! Can't argue with that.

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It's cool to be a cat

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If your name is Cameron there's a 55% chance you're into QAnon

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There's not really an element of life I can't think of in some way that I don't despise - but I did get home drunk, watch a video of my friends dog fucking a Mickey Mouse doll in front of his family, and giggle to myself alone. You can't take that part of it all from me.