Dave Murphy

Breakfast Producer @AbsoluteRadio, and Dragons Den Entrepreneur. Bagged a Dragon for @trappedinweb

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Imagine being in that shop testing out the Apple Vision Pro when this happens.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

A tram just derailed and crashed into an Apple Store in Oslo, Norway

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Good to see that “tales from Jack” have returned to the platforms of the London Underground

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

There’s two kinds of people in London. The kind who bring something to keep them entertained on the tube platform and the kind who have learnt the full history behind Jack Daniels.

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

There’s a guy on my train eating a whole bell pepper like an apple. He has a whole cabbage sat in his lap like it’s waiting in the queue. We’re pulling into my stop but I’m very willing to travel at least an hour from home just to see how this ends.

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

Dave and Dyson are taking on Hometime in an epic lawn bowls battle.. but how do they feel about their new kit? 🤐

@daveberry_tweet | @RealDysonator | @bushontheradio | @RichieFirth

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Fancy coming to work with us at @absoluteradio? You’ll be working across loads of great shows and projects - apply here before Bank Holiday Monday!

https://t.co/kN9hw4SASj

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Absolutely mind blowing revelation from @TheNewsAtGlenn

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

"I'v gone my entire life thinking it was green..."

@TheNewsAtGlenn revealed his recent colour blind faux pas on the Breakfast Show this morning...

@daveberry_tweet | @RealDysonator

[Matt Dyson @RealDysonator]

Somehow I’ve ended up in the big chair this morning 😬
@absoluteradio
Hurry back @daveberry_tweet

[Matt Dyson @RealDysonator]

What a thumbnail…

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

"Honestly guys, you couldn't write it, it was that bad"

A Glasgow Wonka Experience eye witness account! 🚨

@daveberry_tweet | @RealDysonator

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

The moment that Emma and Rachael found out they'd won #AbsoluteRadioYou! 💜

Absolute Radio Sisters, Where Sibling Rivalry Matters is coming soon 👀

@daveberry_tweet | @RealDysonator

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

We love to see it 🙌

[Paul Sylvester @paulsylvester75]

The @absoluteradio breakfast show sets another record, passing the 2.3 million listener mark for the first time. Well done @daveberry_tweet @RealDysonator @emmadotcom @TheNewsAtGlenn @AnnaGearyTV

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

@RealDysonator @GaryBHutch @absoluteradio @daveberry_tweet Taking “it comes in handy” to the next level

[Matt @winnersmedia]

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Hey Taylor, could you release new music featuring two of my favourite bands whilst dating the frontman of the other please? Ta very much.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Paul Sylvester @paulsylvester75]

Radio Producers and people who know them - last chance this weekend to come and join the @absoluteradio family and work on a breakfast show with 2.2 million listeners - give this a share if you can - ta!

https://t.co/jvUrS7hDlo

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

Want to come work on the incredibly fun @daveberry_tweet Breakfast Show?

Is your current job too boring? Is your current alarm waking you up too late? Then this is the cure!

https://t.co/ppz6CRWr0C

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

After our friends @greatesthitsuk welcomed @RealKenBruce to the building in such a great way on Monday...

@RealDysonator wanted to make sure @daveberry_tweet didn't feel left out, so he organised him his very own welcome party this morning! 💜

[Matt Dyson @RealDysonator]

I did not know de-fluffing your charger would help so much. @DaveEscapes is changing lives

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

@chrisjlongman #ad #schwarzkopf

[Dave Murphy @DaveEscapes]

“Where do babies come from?”

“The stork delivers them!”

[Terrifying Nature @JustTerrifying]

Mother stork throws out immature baby to increase survival chances of other babies.