Dave Gibson

Trying to become a healthy cynic like characters such as Hawkeye Pierce and Horace Rumpole. #arts #science #cartoons #politics #films #comedy #booktwitter

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If you see this, retweet with a gif that illustrates your sense of humour. https://t.co/0LArsMChGH…

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@LozzaFox Well, maybe it was something about his appearance and its concomittant personal hygiene that may put the customers off from their food.

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@Andypublicuk @dpaudits Why, one wonders, train one's sights on this diminutive specimen, a fellow who looks as though he's been marinating for weeks in a fug of neglect, topped off with the regulation chav's baseball cap and a pair of aggressively covert spy-wear sunglasses.

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@OliverFreeston Look at the face, is this AI generated gone wrong? - it's done the face in two tone.

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@JSchipilow @Andypublicuk @dpaudits @BFirstParty She wasn't protesting, she was working, why was he pointing the camera at her.

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@A6085EE @ukprotestlive Yep, he's wearing Ray Bans META.

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@irvine75 @ukprotestlive Are those META glasses he's wearing along with his chav hat?

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@Andypublicuk @dpaudits Are those META glasses he's wearing.

I think they're creepy:
https://t.co/BHFRelfPJT

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

Man filming women with Meta glasses while flirting gets confronted

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@RealDonKeith Two tiers? I didn't know the police station was a bunk bed

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@GBNEWS GBeebies never short of participants to keep the station constantly moaning 24/7.

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@realHarryKing @Nigel_Farage He thinks outside the brown envelope and successfully gets a £5m gift for his effort.

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@JamesPGoddard90 Did James Goddard get his mum to write that?

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@MittensOff A failed 'Leslie Titmuss' - Paradise Postponed.

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@billymooreAPBD That's often how notoriety works. Most people who've heard of Billy Moore haven't met him. They've just followed the trail of noise, self-publicity and internet detritus he's left behind him like a drunk dropping bits of kebab all the way home.

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@MittensOff Did he nick that bag from his mum?

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@AndyPlumb4 Why is he drinking Methylated Spirits?

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@BelindadeLucy Belinda de Lucy talks about the working class the way Victorian explorers talked about noble savages: a fascinating tribe to be admired from a safe distance, provided they remain entirely theoretical and never ask to borrow the Wi-Fi password.

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@TVKev Farage advisor, George Cottrell, convicted of fraud in the US, launches his book "How to Launder Money":
https://t.co/cxpJ7LXBij

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@SydneyJones_ "I am in BIRMINGHAM today to demand BRITAIN to look and feel BRITISH once more"

Cripes, Birmingham looks like downtown KYOTO!

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@YorkshirePad “Andy Burnham, the Cambridge elite in Armani armour...”

Pick a metaphor and stay with it. In three lines he's a university, a suit, a knight, a peacock, a socialist, a king and a duke.

It's less a political critique than a pile-up on the M6 involving abstract nouns.