David Hayes

Dad. Husband. Geordie. Alan Shearer is God.

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

Rename the East Stand @NUFC #KingKev

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

@NUFC Get the east stand named sharpish.

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Newcastle have conceded 20 goals in the final 15 minutes of their games this season - more than any other side in the Premier League.

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

@TaylorandPayne It’s been consistently inconsistent for 18 months. Progress is not linear but we have stagnated and now are headed backwards. Added to that the catastrophe of the summer window last year and I’m not sure you can trust Howe with another £200m. It would appear it’s time for change.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Joelinton 😎

#UCL

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

RT if you’re in support of a Nick Woltemade flag.

#NUFC | @worflags

[Martin Hardy @mhardysport]

Despite the very best efforts of the appalling Kavanagh and his assistants, Newcastle have equalised.
The three of them will be gutted.
This is incompetence at a dangerous level.

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

Dubravka is a magpie #NUFC

[THOMPSON @Ne15mag]

Sandro knocking out the Jedi mind control..'You will let me boss the midfield'.
#NUFC

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Points:

Tommy Fleetwood: 4
US: 3.5

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

@Daniel_Rapaport lol

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Cam Skattebo every time he touches the ball:

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Club 18-92, the best trip you’ll ever go on… ✈️

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

Need @NUFC to announce they have a buyback clause on Anderson 🤞

[Julian Brown @Naturejab]

PLASTOLINE OCTANE 110 CONFIRMED! LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD 🔥💪⛽️

[David Hayes @DaveHayes89]

Refereeing in the @premierleague is as low as I remember it being. The rules & technology being implemented have ruined it as a viewing spectacle and the whole game is being dictated by blokes who get a bulge in their underwear at the idea of a chance to blow a whistle.