Dave Hollander

All views my own (he/him)

[Dave Hollander @DaveHollander]

@twistedrao Might have to renew my subscription!

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Anybody who supports the death penalty is by definition supporting a system which results in the state killing innocent people.

Only somebody with no understanding of history or criminal justice could fail to understand this.

And such a person has no place in politics.

[Dave Hollander @DaveHollander]

Ha ha!

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The dance scene from Pulp Fiction but they're dancing to the Only Fools and Horses closing theme tune.

[mary beard @wmarybeard]

Just had a great time at the City of London getting The Freedom. Here is a pic of the ceremony plus Barbara the sheep (like you can take across London Bridge once a year!)

[Dave Hollander @DaveHollander]

I rarely post on here, but this is truly vile…

[Dave Hollander @DaveHollander]

@twistedrao Harris Tweed 😍

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

When I’m having a bad day I try to take a moment to close my eyes and remember that whatever is happening will be over at some point in the future. Helpful for my mental health. Less helpful as a comprehensive strategy for government.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Dear Mogg
We have the solution to the migrant crisis in our hands - well, not so much in our hands, as in our outflow pipes. Pump more sewage into the sea and they won’t want to row through a sea of that. Humane solution, what!
Dollop maximus
Boris

[Dr Frank @FrankPeschier]

BY POPULAR DEMAND*
*cos @RaddingtonB asked

IT'S THE RETURN OF FRINGE BINGO. ✨✨NOW UPDATED FOR 2022 WITH SAD FUCKING UKULELES AND MORE ✨✨✨
#edfringe #EdFringe2022
#FringeBingo22

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

In honour of Cribbins, they should reserve the BBC2 channel tonight and show this televisual feast.

[Dave Hollander @DaveHollander]

Few mots have ever been juster…

[Brownie @hutch1975]

@Dominic2306

[Matt Cartoons @MattCartoonist]

'Walkies...'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

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[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

These hateful shits suddenly deciding they have principles having relentlessly defended a man they knew from the very beginning was unfit to hold office.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Dear Mogg
Who do you advise we wheel out to rubbish Lord Sheidt? We need someone who can talk as if this stuff is all rather trivial and beneath them. We need to hear disdain and aloofness in their voice. And a smattering of constitutional bollock. Ideas?
Pronto contra
Boris

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

The Rwanda flight on the anniversary of Grenfell says everything about the direction we’ve traveled in the last five years

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Dear Mogg
I know what's going to happen soon: some junior tick is going to corner me in a studio and ask me how much is a loaf of bread. Can you give me a short list of basics - very short list, or I won't remember it - of cost of milk, bread, pâté etc?
Surplus nasturtium
Boris

[Pete From Mars @PeterGarbacz]

@scottygb It actually works really well with "The Day Today" theme....

[Kate Maltby @KateMaltby]

This video is an excellent reminder that it is possible to spend much of your career pretending to play the piano with your penis, then inspirationally lead a nation's military resistance against invasion.

It is also just an excellent video of penis-piano
https://t.co/55MRjAyjpL