David Abbott

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
C.S. Lewis

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

@MorningBrew November 30, 8:47am

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I didn't realize the MBTA trains need to delay because of a lack of parking spots. I wonder if that'll fly as a valid reason why people are late to work.

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Hey @cdr02989, guess who we're talking about next week...

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Aaron Rodgers is our here slinging passes like an old Patrick Mahomes #GBvsPHI

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

@IanCMackenzie Happy birthday! You're welcome for my patience

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

.@PlayDraft, I was in the middle of a mini bestball and got booted, and couldn't log in. Is the app down for others?

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

After two nights the clear winner is @SavannahGuthrie. Cutting down rude candidates left and right

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

Shout-out to @GHSnacks for having an abysmal chip-to-air ratio in their snack bags. This bag is virtually empty.

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

Fingers crossed for an upset over #Duke!

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

"The message I want to give today is, for those of you who have dreams and aspirations to be great in life, do not let negative dictate who you’re going to become." - @ShaquemGriffin

📺 @NFLonCBS | #NFLHonors

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

The biggest mystery about #BirdBox isn't the monsters, it's how Tom stayed so jacked for all those years.

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

Let's go @celtics!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

John McCain, War Hero, Senator, Presidential Contender, Dies at 81 https://t.co/X8bCmOIiXK

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

@iChrisRooney Water is not wet https://t.co/3F1J3T5jvt

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

RIP #Egypt #EgyptVsRussia

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

Don't worry, Hanley will fill in nicely... Oh wait. https://t.co/mGqFx5gL7C

[Red Sox @RedSox]

To fill the roster spots of Pedroia and Mookie Betts, the club recalled 1B Sam Travis and LHP Bobby Poyner from Triple-A Pawtucket. #RedSox

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

@iChrisRooney @facebook At least Jakob has good taste in victims?

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My @Titans pick in tonight's @NFLDraft : Rasheem Green

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

"I am not drafting Willie Snead this season." @iChrisRooney 4/23/2018

[David Abbott @DaveInAccountin]

Dear @TheOnion, your plea for whitelisting has touched my cold, miserable heart. I hope the ads I generate allow you to continue your efforts to produce the content that is now indistinguishable from real headlines #TrumpvBiden