WaveyDavey

You are my Boro, my only Boro, you make me happy when skies are grey.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@sarahfinn8 @MarkDavies67 Thanks for the tip - ordered and very much looking forward to it.

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Can't sleep #boro

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

"So, Pep, if you had one regret from your time at Man City what would it be?"
"Well, the fact I never got the better of the mighty Boro of course"

[BBC Sport Tees @BBCTeesSport]

You'll never sing that 🎶

#Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Reminds me when @dej_utb ordered 99 Mars Bars from our online holiday shop when he was a little un

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A hilarious incident in Texas has gone viral after a 2-year-old boy accidentally ordered 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald’s using his mother’s unlocked phone.

According to reports, little Barrett Golden was playing with his mom Kelsey’s phone when he somehow navigated into the DoorDash app and placed the massive order. Kelsey only discovered what had happened when a delivery driver arrived at their door with a huge bag full of burgers.

The order totaled around $91. Unable to eat them all, Kelsey posted about the chaos on Facebook and generously offered the extra cheeseburgers to her neighbors. The story quickly spread online, delighting people with the toddler’s surprising tech skills and the sheer absurdity of the situation.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

'If I cut tax on visting Alton Towers, more people will go. If I increase the tax on employing people...no, hold on...'

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

🙈

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

*gulp*

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@dej_utb 😁🥰💘

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@BBCTeesSport They'll have to learn the meaning of humility first

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

👋 🤣🤣🤣

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Tonda Eckert's position is reportedly now untenable at Southampton following the fallout of Spygate.

There is anger directed at him from his own players as a result of the expulsion.

(Via: @TimesSport)

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Absolutely. What kind of a Chief Executive signs off on this statement? Add completely useless to the rest of the charge sheet.

[Louis Mendez @LouisMend]

Highlighting the amount they have missed out on by being kicked out also highlights the amount they stood to gain by cheating.

‘They’ve taken away the £200m we were trying to win through foul means!’

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Tonda Eckert is a cheating German bastard. That is all.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Double the points deduction for a frivolous appeal?

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Southampton ARE APPEALING the decision per @JacobsBen.

They feel the decision is unjust and intend to resolve on May 20th (tomorrow).

Fucking hell.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@FootyScran I used to like this fucking account. Give your heads a wobble

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

British politics will reach a new reductio ad absurdum in the Makerfield by election:
Vote Labour to destroy the sitting Labour Prime Minister.
Support Labour PM Starmer but NOT voting Labour.
We are having a by-election not because there’s any demand or need in the national interest but entirely to suit the convenience of the byzantine politics of the ruling party and the political pygmies in whose interest it is run.
We are no longer a serious nation. No wonder the bond markets are squiffy.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Tonda Eckert is a cheating German bastard. That is all.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

SERIOUSLY 😂

Awful spy.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@craig_johns @DomShawEcho All he has to do is say 'no' and carry on. So we can draw our own conclusions.

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

Rumours that Kim 'Philby' Hellberg is retaliating before Tuesday are completely unfounded #spygate #southampton #boro

[WaveyDavey @DaveJohnson1969]

@dej_utb Regardless of the rights or wrongs, he's got a smug face you just want to twat