David Johnson

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@otokyo OK, I know this is just ragebait, but spend the five bucks and get a new shower liner :)

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@MiddleEastFF @canarymission Without exception, ever in the history of ever, anyone who goes around chanting the word “shame”over & over again is always 1000% on the wrong side of history. It’s like those who use the expression “ for the greater good”, it never is for good, and they are always evil.

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@MiddleEastFF @canarymission It absolutely is. And we allow these things to continue to exist at our own peril. These absolute fucking demons need to be ended, and soon.

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@Mlu__N2 26/27 of these problems are all “her issues”.
And newsflash, nobody who’s actually truly married goes 50-50 on anything. If you still view things as “yours” & “his” then you simply have a roommate & are not in an actual, real marriage. So maybe it’s best that she stays single.

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@COPIER @lady_valor_07 18-20% is not, never has been, and never will be be the “standard”. Tips go up as prices increase. Not because you keep increasing the tip % to infinity.

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@TheReyGirl Yo! Look at Candyman showing some range here! I’m just kidding, he really is a good actor.

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@libertymonk @GarbageHuman24 That’s not how tips work. Tips increase overtime as prices rise the percentage that is general accepted has not changed and will not change to normal people. That applies to boomers and people like me who are far from being a boomer.

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@GarbageHuman24 The acceptable percentages are 10%, 12%, & 15%. They always have been, they are, & they always will be. People are free to tip more if they would like, but ignore these retards who just keep increasing it. Next they’ll post 50%, next they’ll post 60%. Ignore it & tip 10%-15%.🤷‍♂️

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@Hiastrax Two absolute nothing of a nobodies, talking about with shallow pieces of shit they are…😂🤡

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@joeroganhq “It turns out that all of the figment of my imagination don’t come into existence the way I used to think that they do”

- this vapid slit

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@WomenBeingAwful She walked up and heard the end of a conversation where they were guessing that she was born in the 1920s…

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@fw_unruly @Hoopss It shows that people will believe that this ignorant illiterate would say anything.

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@RAllenser @AntiLeftMemes I get your point, but every single one of them has received their due process. Their due process is to have the authorities check if they are an American citizen, and if they’re not, they get sent home. That IS the due process.

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@ywomendeservles Ma’am when you hear “20s” in your presence, that’s because they’re trying to guess which decade you were born in the 1900s…

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@joeroganhq So she wasn’t going to be distracted from her top priority, which are all things that she lists out that she never ever did…🤔😂🤡

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@vxylily The top one, nice. The bull ring…❌

[David Johnson @DaveJohnson8585]

@ErisInTexas @DefiantLs 1,000%

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@RealJamesWoods If he manages to continue existing that long, then we have failed as a society. He should be a long gone memory before that much time even comes close to passing.

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@joeroganhq Are these stupid cunts really that stupid or are they just pretending? The Grand Canyon-sized leap they have to make to pretend that not wanting illegal criminals coming here illegally is in ANY way similar to legal immigration is astonishing.🙄

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@FearedBuck Where did this absolutely nothing of a nobody come from out of nowhere?