Dave Johnson

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

When Christians come to the gates of heaven I sometimes meet them wearing a turban just for a laugh to freak them out

#afterlifepranks

[Dave Johnson @DaveJonce18]

@fergieweather Spring is here!! Cinderford snow!!

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

I'm going to keep it classy. It would be ‘morally wrong’ and ‘hypocrytical’ to comment on another individual’s tax affairs.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Guess who's back bitches

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If killing innocent people is acceptable but ham sandwiches are not, you really need to question your beliefs

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

England's #GrandSlam win - how social media reacted: https://t.co/Em3QGY4KUq

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This referee has got the strongest calves in football. https://t.co/pdf2rEWDWV

[Dave Johnson @DaveJonce18]

@crcullis long shot now! #powerful

[Dave Johnson @DaveJonce18]

@crcullis it's on!! #signguy

[Dave Johnson @DaveJonce18]

Normal service resumed, fuck off back over that bridge!!!! Come on England!!

[Dave Johnson @DaveJonce18]

@crcullis #rammo

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

Calls to ban tackling in school rugby? What's next? Soft balls in cricket and slippers in football? Let's just ban sports and become fat 😡😡😡

[Brigitte Ward @BWardStyling]

Great to see the flag flying #new logo https://t.co/xWRD5s80IR

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

MATCH REPORT. England beat Scotland 15 - 9 in the #CalcuttaCup. Full story here: https://t.co/FbLGpUU7i3

[Geeza. #Brexit #FreeTommyRobinson @Geezajay2013]

Can we get 10,000 Retweets for a War Veteran

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Retweet if you owned a pair of these goalkeeper gloves as a kid!