Dave King

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should have pizza

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

@NoahGarfinkel @GreatDebates69 curious what you would pick as average-culturally-relevant beatles song so we know what to compare it to. i’ll pitch “you won’t see me” or “the night before.”

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

here’s my pitch for the nfl:
different color flags for offensive vs. defensive penalties.
thank you for your time.

@NFL
@PabloTorre
@minakimes

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

@Gabrus ❤️🍄

[adult swim @adultswim]

Your prescription has been refilled. Common Side Effects Season 2 is underway

#commonsideeffects #adultswim

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

people make jokes now about how the whole thing was a "fake" controversy. i lived through it. i was there. that suit could not have been tanner.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I remember wondering how this actor was able to be so present— I mean actually be present. Like, how did he actually get there. I don’t remember hiring him, but watching this made me wonder “who” he was and how did he manage to actually “get on” the set. Fascinating insights from Justin Theroux who I do recall actually working with, I think, a long time ago maybe.

#Severance

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

working on a reboot of it’s like you know called it’s like it’s like you know you know

[Great Debates @GreatDebates69]

Sunday 11:30pm Adult Swim/Max streaming next day. Voice of @DaveKingThing co created by @helytimes

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

debates are deback by the way

[Great Debates @GreatDebates69]

https://t.co/u9ZzXDjgQr

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

WRONG

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

STOP👏RAISING👏ONE👏LEG👏TO👏DO👏THE👏HEISMAN 👏POSE👏THE👏STATUE👏HAS👏BOTH👏FEET👏ON👏THE👏GROUND👏YOU’RE👏JUST👏DOING👏A👏BAD👏 DESMOND👏HOWARD👏IMPRESSSION

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Caleb Williams is ready for his date in NYC 👀

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

saw megalopolis and my takeaway is that shia looks like mark linn-baker now

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

@scullymike @hulu @brianjoralvarez @stephksays @paulsimms thank you scully!!

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

@SamFishell still got it

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

drudge with his finger on the pulse as always

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

my pick to play tim walz on snl is future islands’ sam herring

[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

Today my new special Bad Poetry is available on @netflix. This is what my comedy is like. I hope you like it… bitch

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Some men just want to watch the world learn... FX's new comedy English Teacher premieres 9.2. Stream on Hulu.

[Steve Hely @helytimes]

Common Side Effects, our new animated dark comedy thriller is coming to Adult Swim/Max, here’s a taste:

https://t.co/e0wNJ69LVE

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Opening theme song for ‘Common Side Effects.’

The series will premiere on Adult Swim in 2025.

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

ok here's the plan
8 years of kamala
joe comes back well rested for second term in 2032