David Korte

Professional Beach Bum

[David Korte @DaveKorte9]

@megakunt1 @jasonwhitlock Not really, I think what that guy is doing is wrong but I’ve seen plenty of times people with microphones in busy downtown’s screaming white people are the devil and we literally ignore them. Not once have I seen one reacts like how that Chud guys. For him doing that he is wierd

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Parking enforcement is getting a heartwarming upgrade: in several U.S. communities—most notably Muncie, Indiana—police departments have allowed residents to settle certain parking tickets by donating cat food, kitten food, or litter to local animal shelters instead of paying cash fines.

The Muncie Police Department launched this creative initiative (called "Citations for Supplies") as a short-term program. It was inspired by officers touring the Muncie Animal Care & Services Shelter, which was overwhelmed during peak "kitten season" and struggling to feed and care for more than 350 cats and kittens due to low supplies.

Eligible violators with minor, non-moving parking violations could bring donations equivalent in value to their fine (e.g., up to $25 worth of supplies for a $25 ticket) to the Clerk's Office to clear the citation. The program ran for just a few days excluding serious violations like handicap parking or court-mandated ones.

The response was overwhelmingly positive: donation rooms filled up quickly, and many people contributed even without tickets to clear—proving the idea sparked genuine community generosity beyond simple compliance.

Similar short-term efforts have appeared in other places (including mentions of Michigan departments), turning routine fines into direct support for shelter animals and building goodwill between law enforcement and residents.

This paws-itive approach shows how small, compassionate innovations can create win-win outcomes: clearing administrative backlogs while helping vulnerable pets and strengthening community ties.

[ThreadZone 🧵 @TheThreadZoneX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Inter Miami are reportedly considering promoting Thiago Messi to the first team before Lionel Messi’s contract expires.

If that happens, they would become the first Argentinian father–son duo to play together in professional football history.

[David Korte @DaveKorte9]

@VinnysCorner1 Would love to know how you have CR7 as 10? He’s not even top 5 all time in his sport. Soccer the real football has more people watching 1 regular season game than the Super Bowl on the Super Bowl, and you put a golfer and 2 nfl and MLB players ahead

[Cory B @CoryBOnChain]

Guy is blessed with a car and says he doesn’t need it and passes it on to someone who does. Be a good human. This is incredible

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Incredible moment as Artemis II pilot Victor Glover shares the Gospel mere MOMENTS before reaching the back side of the Moon, losing communication with Earth

"Christ said, in response to what was the greatest command, that it was to love God with all that you are." 🙏🏻

"And he also, being a great teacher, said the second is equal to it, and that is to love your neighbor as yourself."

"And so, as we prepare to go out of radio communication, we're still going to feel your love from Earth, and to all of you down there on earth and around earth, we love you from the moon." ❤️

[David Korte @DaveKorte9]

@SH19544 @jasmin_lor69214 @RpsAgainstTrump Why are way more people planning to come to the USA for WC (over 6 million) than Mexico (under 1 million) and Canada (350,000)? You must think Mexico and Canada are hell if USA is that bad. Some people refuse to go Mexico since some Mexican org have said they will kidnap them.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[GP Q @argosaki]

DAVID SINCLAIR + NMN + US GOVERNMENT => CAPTAIN AMERICA. Watch this 👇👇👇👁️👁️👁️

[Afroman @ogafroman]

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Charlie Veitch in Manchester films the moment when a British man counter-demonstrates a pro-Palestine protest with a Union Jack flag.

He is arrested & taken away in handcuffs.

[Liberty Pill Memes @LibertyPillMeme]

This guy went through so much trouble just to get revenge on his ex 🤣

[Inter Miami News Hub @Intermiamicfhub]

🗣️Donald Trump: “Leo picked the pocket of a Whitecaps defender and sent a pass to the great Rodrigo De Paul. Where the hell is Rodrigo? Do you have any bad-looking players on this team?” 😄

[We Are Messi 🔟 @WeAreMessi]

Donald Trump: “Leo claimed the 47th trophy of his incredible career — the most of all time. Can you imagine that?

Leo is also the reigning FIFA World Cup MVP. You could have gone anywhere in the world, chosen any team — but you chose Miami. I don’t blame you… the weather is pretty great.”

[Miss ADEL🦋🦚🌹 @a_derll]

Donald Trump: "Lionel Messi is here"

My son said: 'DAD, DO YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE HERE TODAY?'

I told him: 'No, I have a lot of things to do...'"

Look at Messi’s reaction when Trump said Ronaldo😭

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Soccer legend LIONEL MESSI has just walked into an event at the White House alongside President Trump

The amount of MASSIVE names and respected stars from across the globe who have come and visited Trump at the White House this term says a LOT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇧🇷🇦🇷 Donald Trump: “Who’s better, Messi or Pelé?”.

🎥 @MargoMartin47

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Tim Walz was just CONFRONTED with the brutal reality of the Somali 3rd worlders leeching off America

- 54% of Somalis are on food stamps
- 81% have a family member on Medicaid
- 87% of those charged in the Minnesota fraud scheme are SOMALI! �