@Daveleveraction

I'm an unapologetic, sarcastic asshole and gun nut! I love freedom for me, freedom for you, freedom for everyone! #libertyforall #ammosexualpride

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My best who's been living with me for the last eleven years gave me my Christmas present early, so I have time to read it. She knows me so well! This is an awesome present!

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@AtJoesGarage Well, good news. The FedEx guy is cleared of any wrongdoing. I went out to my porch, and I checked the bushes about a dozen feet away. It seems I got some crazy winds that blew it away.

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I've never had an issue with porch pirates in my neighborhood until now. Twice in the last month I've had packages stolen from my porch. Looks like the scum in the city has made it out here to the small towns.

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@AtJoesGarage I don't think it's enough to prove he stole it. Shitty thing is that was an experience red dot he was supposed to deliver. It was an RMA. I don't know if Holosun put any shipping insurance on it.

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@AtJoesGarage Wifi jammers are a thing. It's awfully suspicious that my connection starts going out as he gets closer, and no other events triggers the cameras.

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@AtJoesGarage I think that this case was the FedEx driver. All my cameras started glitching more and more as he approached my front door. The signal was lost entirely by the time he got to my porch. There are no other events from that day that tripped the motion sensors.

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@AtJoesGarage I was thinking of something a little more volatile, but that'd probably get me in trouble.

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

Comic by @GPrime85

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

They couldn't have come up with a better ad if they tried!

🤣🤣🤣

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@sakebu_cheese_ I had a ribeye with green beans and mashed potatoes. You did well.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The British police trying to arrest someone for posting an offensive tweet.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

“I don’t think you have, mate.”

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Ravens are incredibly smart birds. This one looked genuinely excited after winning the game

[Wicker @OG_Wick0]

It's like a brain massage..

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

Catholics: Peter was given the keys to The Church by The Son of God and therefore he is The Stone

Orthodox: “The Son of God??” What do you mean? He was always just God!

Protestants: There are some things going on in The Church I don’t agree with!

Mormons: Some fuck-ass in Utah looked into his hat at some magic plates no one else is allowed to look at and it turns out he’s got it all figured out, and he’s right- but you can’t question him; oh and this definitely isn’t witchcraft or the work of the devil by the way.
Also this definitely isn’t just an excuse for him to fuck everybody else’s wives and this definitely isn’t a cult.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

Extras on The Walking Dead set.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

“Dinosauurrr🦖”

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[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

In 200 years we're gonna be fighting aliens with a rail gun built around an AR15 chasis and we should just accept that.

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@hoshizorarock That looks fun!