Luke Warm Dave

“Alba’s favourite satirist” - Pete Wishart.
Immature irritant to the powerful with a pirate copy of Photoshop and no social filter. Pronouns: Hee/Haw.

[Luke Warm Dave @DaveLukewarm]

I sincerely hope so.

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@dman1888 @RepublicanSons A cultist responds, how adorable.

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Inspired by Nicola Sturgeon's tearful account of a trip to Shetland jeweller as told to Laura Kuenssberg.

Johannes Vermeer's - 'The Girl with the Reset Earrings'

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- 'and his wife who shutdown the audit committee, signed-off on the accounts and personally benefitted from the reset of stolen property.' I'd be asking for payment up front for defending Mrs Murrell if I was you @AamerAnwar

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Every time I hear Aamer Anwar speak this pops into my head. No idea why

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Good luck with that, mate.

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@JohnSwinney entertains visitors to the capital with an impromptu game of 3 card monty to guess which cup the 'ring-fenced' £600K is hiding under. So far no one has won.

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Now that Nicola Sturgeon has announced she would be fleeing to England once she secures her 'Passport to Pimlico', I was reminded of some of those other classic Ealing Studios comedies from my childhood.

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@joannaccherry Peter Murrell had planned to run a series of fundraising coffee mornings with all the machines he bought.

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Rumours continue to circulate about the authenticity of Nicola Sturgeon's alleged lavender marriage to convicted embezzler Peter Murrell after historic pictures emerged of her "husband" using LGBTQ dating app Grindr.

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The Restitution - Caravanaggio

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@revconundrum The SNP is a cult and I say that as a former cult member. The continued unquestioning loyalty to Sturgeon and seeing her as a victim is bizarre. It defies rational thinking.

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@meljomur Imagine being in a relationship with Kezia Dugdale and Kezia is the embarrassed one.

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The Restitution - Caravanaggio

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The proceeds of crime act should see Peter Murrell's fraudulently obtained art collection handed over to the National Galleries of Scotland for the nations enjoyment.

The centre piece of which is "The Derision of a Fallen Woman" by Italian Baroque artists Caravanaggio.

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@BBCScotland What future? She has none.

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@GothicNumpty @joannaccherry I've been jolted out of retirement 😜

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@LesleyRiddoch You've provided uncritical support to Sturgeon as she turned the party that should have led movement and all that momentum and goodwill from 2014 into an autocratic dictatorship, destroying women's rights in the process. The fawning Scottish media need to own their part in this.

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@irenewat5998 @afneil I'm not outraged by the funds being stolen. I'm outraged by the 12 years lost to advancing the cause of independence by a narcissistic fraud and her lavender "husband".

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@DickWinchester @JNHanvey I cannot believe you still have faith in the SNP after 12 years of inaction, scandal and complacency. She was handed a party and rude health with the momentum from 2014 still palpable and she destroyed it by her own ego and hubris. Any undermining of the SNP has come from within.

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@CallieMac009 I couldn't be that gracious to Tommy Shepperd. He gave Sturgeon his tacit approval.