David Webster

Ex-everything but currently a business owner, gym rat, engineer (out of necessity), VW Camper owner (see previous), surfer and parent of a teenage daughter.....

[David Webster @DaveMWebster]

@AmericaRecharge That’s just Andy Burnham in drag…

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@ojessie__ A bin to put it in.

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@AntiWokeMemes That’s Kelly Brook and she has the curves in all the right places.

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@Siya_22100 16.

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@benonwine Usually right.

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@thecarolemalone Well it’s raised the average IQ of the Labour Party if nothing else.

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@NormanConnor67 @antmiddleton Well it would save the British tax payer £60,018 per year (the average cost of keeping a prisoner in jail every year according to figures from the Ministry of Justice). You can see why those halfwits in the Labour Party want to release prisoners early…

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@benonwine Working with the Thunderbirds?

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@Ysldyor_ Impossible. A negative number squared becomes a positive number as the two negatives cancel each other out. So if anyone thinks A = -11 they’re wrong.

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@AmazingEyes1122 Butter knife.

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@AndrewC62983550 @Neccccy Inept.

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@GlamBecks21 E. Count Binface

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@Durenajjaf7825 31

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@AiWithliza 13kg

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@Elifbenad 162

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@Neccccy Arrogantracist.

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@miradreaamy The answer to life, the universe and everything. 42.

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@AlexaBliz_ 16

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@benonwine Hanging on and milking it to the bitter end whilst simultaneously f*cking over Britain a little bit more.

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