Dave Martin

It's all in the reflexes...

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@BellegardeSZN Should be alright unless the parade goes via Dallas

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@PolitlcsUK That’s good news, I’m pleased for them.

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@StretfordPaddck @opaleak Adidas stripes could be a bit thicker I reckon

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@HonestMillwall @secondtierpod Put his arms down to break his fall whilst “knocked out”… it’s basically a shoulder barge.

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@chinogenericogt @Jabz_CFC Just because you name him Keegan-Michael doesn’t mean he belong to Keegan-Michael…

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Vini jr is absolute shite; should’ve scored the initial chance, dived, takes world’s worst penalty. I do not understand the hype.

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@se25jg

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@Russell3Hammer @priestley93 He neither went down or demanded the player get sent off - it was muggy enough that he held his head, you don’t have to make shit up!

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@se25jg @MCharmzy Heaven got a yellow later on in the game for literally the same “hand on the shoulder” in the middle of the pitch, so that’s wrong.

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@SkySportsNews Mange?

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@TheMonologist The warehouse, through which, they gain access to the Thames (opposite the “mars bar”) is now the Old Thameside Inn at ground floor level and my current office above… it’s changed a bit since Bob and Barry were there! Great video

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@AdamJamesMoore2

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@Cantona_Collars Jonathan Pearce is, and always has been, a clown 🤡 “I care not one jot…” cunt.

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@premierleague Chucked one in his own net the following match though, didn’t he? To the shock of absolutely no one 🦖

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@LeilaniDowding That’s a hell of a parting

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@SanMarinoTeam @themightysloth

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@StretfordPaddck Not Diogo Dalot

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Points after GW 3 in the premier league:

Ruben Amorim: 4
Pep Guardiola: 3
Eddie Howe: 2
Marco Silva: 2
Unai Emery: 1

Guess which manager has been under significant pressure with his future at the club constantly questioned.

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@POB4LIFE End of my mum and dad’s road 😂 genuine surprise to see one copper in Billericay, let alone a pack of them!

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@Jeff_Tymer_ Mark Hughes