Dave Murray

Knight of Oldham, Marketing Director, likes 📷🍻⚽️🎸🚗. Opinions my own, probably nonsense.

[Lancashire Tea @LancashireTea]

Definitely the biggest brew we've ever made! 🫣 Lucky for us @farmyardbrewco were on hand to offer their expertise! #TeaIsLife #CraftBeer #Lancashire #RealAle

[marksmcneill @marksmcneill]

Preston

@blogpreston @BIDPreston @visitpreston

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

Signs you're spending too much time trying to teach your toddler to read.

Your wife spells out "Phoebe" to you as "Puh-huh-oh-eh-buh-eh".

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@emmalyskava Hard relate.

My Uni pivoted to the whole suite about 60% into my degree and all of a sudden I felt like an unpaid network administrator whose only role was to make surly, drunk systems somehow have meaningful conversations.

[ParalympicsGB @ParalympicsGB]

That. Really. Escalated.

#ParalympicsGB 🥇

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@TANIAWOO My local tap house generally has a "grew up in the 90s/00s" vibe.
Every time that lot come on, I say "Your stereo's broken... it's playing shite."

I mean, you could always try playing them actual Beatles songs?

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@totalcurtis I nearly worked with a kombucha brand and my first point of order was going to be to create a lionsmane version called "Kombucha Mushroom People".

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@MelissaCole I'll go give you a follow. Might spur me to actually use it.

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@McrBuilds Indeed, my miscalculation! He was a fag paper's width under 7' (assuming 2.12m is accurate and not a bit of wrestling bluster)

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@McrBuilds I had to Google it and he was SEVEN FOOT FOUR?!
That's literally Andre The Giant territory!

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

I have to give credit where it's due - @HeinzUK's plant based Tomato Soup is indistinguishable from what I remember having on Summer Holidays in the 90s.

[💖💜💙The Bi and the Beautiful Kolleen CH💙💜💖 @KolleenCarney]

This is so heartwarming wtf

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@Outright_Games I am muffin.

I am always astounded that coconuts have water in them.

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@TANIAWOO Boom! Nice one!

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@ItsJohnRain I know it's a sore topic, Ray in particular is quite defensive about it.
For my money, I think the solo is Page's, but the riff is maybe a bit raw to suit Page's style.
Although I've read stuff arguing both ways, so we'll never know for certain.

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@ItsJohnRain Played by Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, wasn't it?

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@TANIAWOO Try being a United fan, at least we've been successful at one point... 😛

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

You made your country proud, @England.

Congratulations to Spain.

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@TANIAWOO Fair.

For me, a surprisingly upbeat show of perseverance against a great team with the possession and passing stats.

I reckon, Southgate stays, Kane goes, Saka and Watkins become a partnership and Foden gets a haircut that stops him looking like an extra from Gavin & Stacey.

[Dave Murray @DaveNotJon]

@Omac_brother I *love* agile formations where everyone can support multiple roles but even I wonder why the standalone striker is doing his most notable work on the edge of his own 18 yard box.
I think the sub worked but caveat it with Kane is still class.