Dave

[Dave @DaveNword22]

This the first time I seen this many lightning bugs outside in a long ass time.

*gets out record player*

*puts on Fireflies by Owl City*

[Dave @DaveNword22]

@sheetz help! I’d like to ask you a question about your menu 🙂

[Dave @DaveNword22]

“Despite having a long beard and no electricity, Amish people do in fact breathe the same oxygen as every other human being”

—drunk person on golf course

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Mother fuckers at GNC again son thinkin they know more than me again son godddamnit 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dave @DaveNword22]

@griffisu @grok is this true

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Would you rather speak to a customer service Indian or AI?

[Dave @DaveNword22]

@SamaHoole “No, you don’t need a refrigerator because McDonald’s doesn’t go bad”

[Dave @DaveNword22]

The world is run by pedophiles. The Fed prints money out of thin air. We are all still paying our taxes.

Happy Tax Day! 🤠

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Just FYI and everyone agrees with me here the gigantic jeans trend looks retarded we all look at you like you are a cankle-hiding autistic lesbian. It will never last because it doesn’t appeal to men.

[theahmet @ahmetthei]

Ben 2016 yılından razıydım abi.

[Dave @DaveNword22]

@qualitylearnc I caught a seagull at an all-inclusive years ago and got the same reaction. Everyone was screaming and angry. My dad was cracking up yelling “that’s my boy!!” I didn’t really have a gameplan I just felt like Jesus as I was letting it go

[Dave @DaveNword22]

I just wanna see something…

If #peptides were #bitcoin, what would the price be right now?

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

This guy’s posts are insane.
Every single day he shares something like,

“They took rats and shredded them through a mince grinder, re-arranged their innards and squeezed the jelly out of their eyes, electrocuted their balls and crushed every one of its vertebrae into a fine powder…

…the rats then made a full recovery after being administered one dose of BPC-157.”

Truly deranged stuff.

[Dave @DaveNword22]

@ConejoCapital

[Dave @DaveNword22]

I thought I was the only one that this was happening to lol. Texting has been driving me crazy with typos and completely incorrect words

[Josh Kale @JoshKale]

Apple quietly changed the iPhone keyboard and that's why you're making so many typos

In recent IOS updates they use machine learning to better predict keystrokes. Based on how bad Siri is, this comes as no surprise...

How to fix?
Settings -> General -> Transfer or Reset iPhone -> reset -> Reset keyboard dictionary

This saved me so many headaches

[Dave @DaveNword22]

I love this time of year when people will tell everyone where the best fish fry is. And it’s always the place closest to where they live 😂. I’m sure these people are credible and well traveled enough to know which one is best!

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Never wanted to risk trying this and regress in muscle mass/strength but since it is now Rubi confirmed, I’ll be restructuring my plan

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Lately my workouts have been 20-30 minutes max. And making more progress than ever.

It’s actually fucking hilarious, to walk in the gym, hit your shit, and leave 20 minutes later. Kinda leaves people stunned as they’re there taxing the CNS for hours to end up looking the same as they did months ago.

God bless Mike Mentzer.

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Here are 3 TikTok dance you can do RIGHT NOW to make the bitcoin price go back up

[Dave @DaveNword22]

So at some point in near future, mass crypto capitulation (btc ~60k area), buy alts when this happens (you’ll feel like a retard), alt szn follows (you’re a genius), make loads of money 📉📈🧐🔮

[Dave @DaveNword22]

Shoveling snow cures hangovers

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Aaron Rodgers when the Steelers run the tush push