Dave Oracle

Football & Sports picks with some music and retro TV mixed in.

[𝔸𝕣𝕖𝕫𝕟𝕠 🦋 @Arezno]

“Hola, no me conocéis, soy Unai Simón, el portero de la selección española”

[Dave Oracle @DaveOracle]

@htafc Joyous news boys, joyous news #utt

[Dave Oracle @DaveOracle]

@Bets_Mo Loving the picks - good luck all 🤟

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Canadian players in front of the goal

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mexico vs South Africa referee highlights

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:

[Dave Oracle @DaveOracle]

@MarkOHaire Ecuador well worth a wager to reach Round 32 & Round 16 👍

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Rumour has it he was hit by Gabriel’s penalty.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Mark O'Haire @MarkOHaire]

I've simulated the World Cup 100,000 times and one thing is already clear about the new 48-team format:

✅ 6 pts = 100% qualify
✅ 4 pts = 99.8% qualify
⚠️ 3 pts = 67% qualify
❌ 2 pts = 5% qualify

The new format is quite forgiving.

3 points and a -2 goal difference gets you through more often than not.

[Football Vibes @FotballVibes]

The best yellow card you’ll ever see 😭

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

LIMBS ???? after Arsenal score in CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL ! seen better limbs when ALDI announce 📢 they are opening till No 4 @ChampionsLeague

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

There’s a theory that every time an Asian player is about to lift the trophy, the camera cuts away.

Full evidence in the thread below

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A cat fell from a stadium roof and was caught by a fan flag.

Best use of team merchandise ever 👏

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Dave Oracle @DaveOracle]

Multiple breaches admitted :)

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Gerald Sinstadt laughing at John Fashanu falling off a wall will never get old!

[Dave Oracle @DaveOracle]

England WC26 Squad announcement Friday with a differening view if Trent will make the plane. @BetVictor think he's nailed on at 1/2 but with @BetMGM not as confident at 7/4.

[SBK @sbk]

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To be in with a chance of winning, simply:

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