Dave

thoughts mainly of comedic tone. often sardonic, in keeping w the tone of any good public discourse, as we see today.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@LakeShowYo 30-7-9

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Honest to god give Bronny the LaRavia minutes.

LaRavia has arguably been the single worst player this postseason.

Just utterly petrified of the moment. Totally brutal minutes every time.

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

Talking w other humans is about wrapped lol

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron’s game tying three is even better with Titanic music 😭🔥

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

Brick-and-mortar serve billboard-type biz function today (w added role-of-the-dice ux demo.) You just hope the unvisited storefront across from your home remains one of a respectable brand w tasteful presentation. Inevitably, it just becomes weed. Perhaps one day, boutique casino

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@RivianTrackr @Mikekantorski (What makes the R1 luxury and not the R2, specifically? Genuine question.) I'm prepared to pay nearly 60k for a small suv. Not sure what you call that if luxury isn't the right word. I wouldn't want a $40,000 Grand Cherokee turned into a taxi either.

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@RivianTrackr @Mikekantorski Not canceling my reservation, but not stoked. Right or wrong, the sense of abundance diminishes premium perception. A vehicle used to shuttle thousands of bodies, with endless wear and tear, is not the same vehicle that will signal luxury. It risks becoming generic & utilitarian

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

The left should co-opt the right's Americana aesthetic. It may cause a cultural shift we can't fully imagine.

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@ChrisKMellon That's your biggest concern about this announcement?

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

Why'd they just cut JJ's presser?

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@LakeShowYo 23-8-7

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

We'll eventually learn that Vince McMahon was involved in all of it.

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

After bowling my seventh consecutive strike during league play

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron was HYPED after beating the washed allegations 😂🔥

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@LakeShowYo 28-8-9

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

Why do people get so uncomfortable talking about charging cables? Like just say the word USB C wtf why are you suddenly acting sheepish

[Missy 🏄‍♂️ @missysinghsongs]

Luka telling ‘em to shut the fuck up and the replay of him slapping Klay’s ass. Amazon Prime’s production 🤌

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

@Jaxweah Done

[Dave @DaveRemaining]

In sixty years, AI with names and faces will be doing all the jobs, and humans will just be in the streets creating art and performing theater using paint and kitchen pans and torn strips of bedsheets.