Puns and Roses

Sarcasm | Classic Rock | Manchester United | Scholesy | Bulls | November Hater | Indian | #TeamHashTag | Grammar Nazi | Closet Nerd | Reached 'Character' Limit

[Puns and Roses @DaveSaves_MUFC]

Mt Experience of the celebration of The American Dream. https://t.co/vIClKJcYDP

[Puns and Roses @DaveSaves_MUFC]

"Set Piece Orgy"?? @AlexiLalas need to be taken off the air, right now! Also, please please just run some European channel at halftime, @FOXSports... Or let Guus Hiddink run the show. @FIFAWorldCup

[Puns and Roses @DaveSaves_MUFC]

@FOXSports Seriously guys, get your shit together. These commentators and "pundits" are an embarrassment to the game, to @FIFAWorldCup, and to you guys.

[Ashley Young @youngy18]

Maybe this picture said I was gonna live my dream and go to a World Cup... dreams do come true 👀😊🤘🏾🦁

[Puns and Roses @DaveSaves_MUFC]

I'm fairly convinced that the @Acer Chromebook Tab 10 is just an extended April Fool's joke. And a cruel one at that. @AcerAmerica

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

United’s statement: “Sir Alex Ferguson has undergone emergency surgery today for a brain haemorrhage. The procedure has gone very well but he needs a period of intensive care to optimise his recovery. His family request privacy in this matter.” #MUFC

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

MANCHESTER. IS. RED. 🔴 #mufc

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Puns and Roses @DaveSaves_MUFC]

#ILOVEUNITED in #NYC

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This guy gets Me. https://t.co/qdexm5j8cW

[Mia Harrison @ManxomeMia]

And then we proceeded to waste half our day. #animojikaraoke #iphonex #queen #bohemianrapsody #carriedaway

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Familiar territory. #FlyTheW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#Cubs beat #Dodgers & Co. to force Game 5.

Recap: https://t.co/kDpa9qZxoI #FlyTheW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

*inaudible*

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

👟⚽😅 Next step: @ChampionsLeague

[Manchester United @ManUnitedWorld]

2017/18 Official Manchester United Team Photo. 🏆🏆🔴⚪️⚫️