DaveSeville

Everyone's favorite chipmunk dad! (Definitely not a furry) / my children are @_alvinchipmunk_ @dasimonchipmunk and Theodore (sadly deceased) / hot munks hmu

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Did god create me or did I create god

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Hey 😏

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@_AlvinChipmunk_ @gnfatass He’s stupid

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Simon on drugs has abused me before, he will do it again

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.@DaSimonChipmunk nobody likes you but we’re too afraid to tell you

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This picture is hilarious!

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@_AlvinChipmunk_ @FavoniusGlider @DaSimonChipmunk You don’t know how to do basic math you stupid rodent

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Call me Simon because I’m a terrible person

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@_AlvinChipmunk_ @FavoniusGlider @DaSimonChipmunk I don’t agree. 65+

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@_AlvinChipmunk_ @FavoniusGlider @DaSimonChipmunk This is the one thing I can agree with Alvin on.

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I need some CHIPLFS

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@_AlvinChipmunk_ What is this “perc 3000” Simon keeps talking about?

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No amount of prostitutes will fill the hole in my heart. All the single ladies.

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Hey @Memeulous your latest video is incredibly disrespectful. I did not appreciate your slander of me so please take it down immediately.

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@haliya_666 That’s what Simon said before he became addicted to black tar heroin and methamphetamine

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@haliya_666 I can’t risk having another horrible child

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What

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@wakkotrash It's true. And he always screams ALVINNNN right when he cums in Alvin's ass <3

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@brittany_miIIer It has been 15 years since my wife died, when am I finally going to “get it”?

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@Lovelylittlela7 Hi.

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@badpvppy Soon hopefully?

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The day of reckoning will come one day

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When are we as a society going to acknowledge how sexy Dave Seville is??