Dave

I really REALLY love watching Chicago professional sports teams

Chicago sucks as much as it is fun

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@Foodacriss Dumbass bit the spigot hell yeah

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@naoki_19980514 @Foodacriss What the fuck?

[Luke Fillmore @luke_fillmore32]

Gregg Berhalter might have been a terrorist

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@SkinnyTuna Nice Adventure Quest pfp

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@MarvinSacklyAU Costco B? Are you retarded?

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

Not on dating apps but how can you fault anyone for this?

[princess˙⋆✮ @projecttcakes]

you are instantaneously a loser in my eyes if you are on dating apps

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@chadsummers42 @KeepNHwhite Still works tbh

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

Sore throat after the bachelor party

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@billy53564 Kelce Brothers, 👍.

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@boygrrI Hey this is Heinrich, Jakob, Rodriguez.

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@johnwoodyharr @DaveyScuba Third good tweet John, I reckon thats a follow

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@C3NATION91 @HuskiesJack Chicago skyline speaks for itself, nothing else is needed

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

This guy has a TEMU desk im crying lmfao

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Williams gaming set up. He really is one of us

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

Caleb had like 5 of the top 10 plays for the entire NFL season wtf are you morons talking about

[Berm @thesamberman]

i’m not a caleb williams hater

but is this the least deserved madden cover of all time?

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@pajeetdr You don’t owe them shit

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

Iowa State burners look so fucking stupid for commenting on Milan haha.

Saw this shit coming from a mile away

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Deep inner suffering inevitably arises when the human person is reduced to performance, consumption, or a statistical datum. Many young people today live under the yoke of expectations to perform, immersed in an exasperated competitiveness that generates anxiety, fear of not measuring up, and disorientation.

[Dave @DaveShouldBShot]

@jeffotos @Pontifex Plumbers??

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@Foodacriss @JRoseJunior Holy fucking shit it’s foodacris, I thought you were dead