Dave Stevenson

Cack handed, technophobe and sometimes allowed out on his own.......... still barks at own reflection. Speaks several language- English, loud and sarcasm.

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@Nigel_Farage Coming from a bloke who gets money for saying 'up the RA' and wishing the lads in Brighton 'come the day'........

Pipe down Nige

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

Wanker!!!!!!

What's this 'we' business?

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

Boris Johnson getting ready to address the nation at 8pm........

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Quite frankly, unless Johnson is wandering in to a fridge never to return, at 8pm, I couldn’t give a shit.

Resign you mad bastard.

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@fesshole Are you Cressida Dick?

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@APFBeaumont I wouldn't waste the effort on the embarrassing fud.

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@sophielouisecc Standing on a cliff overlooking Dover and pointing angrily out to sea isn't politics.

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@ClaireLuby5 Good night Claire

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@MichaelRosenYes A Tale of Two Settees.

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@shaunwkeaveny This custard slice; is it a Waterfield's one?

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@KatieLangdonCD Consider yourself lobbed!

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

I always thought that Carrie Johnson was just her nickname when she was pregnant.

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@janeknowsshit Hello you!

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@SkyNews But if we call a business meeting?

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@cabinetofficeuk Holding people to account at home??

Ummmmmm, seriously!?!?!

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@demelo64 Perhaps she's trying to bag herself another PM?

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Congratulations on the (somewhat suspiciously timed) arrival of the 'nth' child of Boris........

Party at yours Bozza?

[Dave Stevenson @DaveStevenson13]

@justamemory_xx Fingers crossed for you

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@poulton25 Hi Jack!