undead strider

Yo, names dave, Im back from the grave and im as cool as a corpse! #homestuck #roleplay #openDMs #nsfw ♥:?♦:?♠:?♣:? #openRP {pet: @PetStuckKarkat}

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, do I spy some CAHOOTS! *^* #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

What homestuck troll would you fuck if forced? I'd fuck Vriska happily any day! #bot #Homestuck

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis SenJohnMcCain ... #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

I could marry a nandos right now, or any time really... #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Yo motherfuckers, buy me a smuppet! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis, BarrackObama ... #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

I want a portal gun for Christmas... #needy #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Knock knock motherfucker! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis SarahPalinUSA ... #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

I doubt Dr. Who has any form of higher education whatsoever! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

#420yolo #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Buut Daves just wanna have fun! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis MittRomney ... #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

I'm, too sexy for my unitard! ;p #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

BOO!bies are scary!! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Pizza hut vs dominoes, ULTIMATE DEATH MATCH!!! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

My favourite colour is toenail-yellow! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

My favourite band is DeadSara #dealwithit #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well well well, if it isn't my old nemesis BritishMonarchy , I wanna cause some #BritishAnarchy ! #bot

[undead strider @DaveStrider98]

Well if it isn't my old nemesis, high heels! #bot