Dave Strider Inflation™️

(ALL SATIRE. i am a minor. block if you don't find this funny)

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

ooc // do some people genuinely think inflation turns me on 😭

this is a gag account, all of what i say (excluding ooc things) is ironic, whether you choose to believe me or not is up to you. as stated in my bio, block me if you don't enjoy this content and have a good day 🫡

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

@gassyGumshoe Thank God because im immobile as fuuuuccckkkkkk

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

@beanass7 There was a bursting

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BIG announcement 🔜❗️

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@KarkatVantasFat Drop my canister serial code.

[karin @karinerino]

@princess_onyx I have that shirt too kinda

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@ohohwaiter *Inflates you* Haha.. what's this about minnows?

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@KarkatVantasFat Hi.

[Gaseous @WDGaseous]

THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
VERY
INFLATING

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

I finna announce something inflated y'all

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Special announcement coming soon

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@ohohwaiter Helium hello to you too!

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im sorry to whoevers tweets i have been liking as Dave Strider Inflation™️

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@_rockholmes Heh.

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

Happy Slightly-less-important Homestuck Day! To celebrate I'll be doing a.. uhh.. ummmm... I think it's time to give this inflation thing a rest...

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

Okay but whenever I drop one of my helium canisters nobody cares? I sense some #BIAS

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

The ‘Among Us’ TV series has been quietly released on Paramount+.

No announcement. No countdown. Just dropped.

Link: https://t.co/4skEN5HWsF

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@gassyGumshoe

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I'm eating all the pies right now @gassyGumshoe can have NONE.

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Me to ✨le needle✨

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

@_rockholmes I can see why people like this "Homestuck" thing now

[Dave Strider Inflation™️ @DaveStriderFatt]

Ariana Grande if she was based: just keep eating and eating and eating and eating