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i can't wait for lebron james to go to wawa and eat a cheesesteak and a soft pretzel on top of the art museum steps while high-fiving the rocky statue

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Is LeBron James a 'Philly guy'?

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LeBron James is a 76er yes yes yes yes yes did I mention yes? Because yes yay yay yay yay #TrustTheProcess

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I am reading about the new Strokes album and I am frightened #RealityAwaits

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party rockers in the house tonight, everybody, just have a good time.

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The deal is done.

LeBron James is officially the 27th drummer of Slipknot. News will be dropping shortly via AlternativeNation. The King is home.

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i like pleasure spiked with pain and creepypasta is my aeroplane

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we're so pretty, we're all so pretty.
(we're pretty vacant.)
(... and we don't care.)

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el guberino cuaso nein eleben

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The new Rolling Stones album is really really good and it feels really really good to say that #ForeignTongues

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"Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old." - DaveTheUseLess

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Man, fanum tax appeals when these apps gotta sleaze my cheese. GYAT! So Ohio. Ain't no delulu: I'm a rizzler with that aura. Straight up sigma. & Now I'm all here mewing, no cap. All these mid edibles. ts not mid, ts COOKED.

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This guy is absolutely amazing, and man oh man is he bringing new energy to the Rolling Stones. His hard-hitting style is a blessing for them.

[bluesharp @bluezharp]

Steve Jordan
with The Rolling Stones
Photo by Gary Gershoff/WireImage
Photo by Will Lester/MediaNews Group

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You killed your wife with PROPANE, Hank!?!

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Blow Up Your Video by AC/DC has some real bangers on it, and I won't listen to anyone who says otherwise

[Creativity Nuggets @Nugg1NNuggets]

A short comic done in tribute to cult creepypasta narrator Davetheuseless. THE LOST EPISODE
#comics #art #artist #drawings #newartist

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

That’s not what I meant, Coach Vrabel.

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Dexter Lawrence trade is a big win for the Giants, and I say this as an Eagles fan (of course, this is assuming that the Giants don't plan on winning anything this season). #NFLDraft

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"Radio Host Proposes Trading Jalen Hurts for Raiders' No. 1 Pick" Great, a hypothetical trade that neither side should want to partake in. Woo hoo.