Dave Turner

West ham fan, sport, music, food, family and fitness lover. Loves short stupid jokes and carefully crafted jokes and comedies.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

@BernieSpofforth There all in it. Its just a game. We deserve better.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

It was a few weeks after he said lockdowns only prolong the agony and push things further into the future. Who do you think funded his u turn.

[Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing]

@AllisonPearson @BBCNewsnight Remember when Chris Whitty said: “The idea that the lockdowns caused the problems with things like cancer is a complete inversion of reality.”?

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

The fact that they are changing sooner suggests their models are already wrong. Back to drawing board.

[Mike @james55750023]

We are NOT experiencing “extreme” weather

Any issues with our water, energy or public services are purely and simply down to governmental incompetence and mismanagement

#ClimateScam

[Sonia Poulton @SoniaPoulton]

When the '1,000 families' have finished suing Tavistock for the failure visited on their children, please pursue celebrities & media who pushed this ideology. BBC and ITV hugely instrumental in promoting 'the trans child' as 'stunning & brave' rather than 'troubled & manipulated'

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

Tested positive a day before symptoms. ??

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

“Daily Covid test”🤦‍♀️

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

“Daily Covid test”🤦‍♀️

[Richard Wellings @RichardWellings]

They stopped new reservoirs and now there's a water crisis.

They forced power stations to close and now there's an energy crisis.

They switched land to biofuels and now there's a food crisis.

See how the green agenda works yet?

https://t.co/el1wy14cnv

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

Manufacturing and transport hikes will go to consumers with less disposable income. The recession will be hard and long as there is no short term fix. Its not transitionary for short time. Businesses dependant on discretionary spend will struggle big time and collapse.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

My WhatsApp groups and friends & colleagues in Hospitality are on the verge of giving up, the magnitude of peoples struggles with small businesses isn’t getting told.
I don’t think MPs realise what’s coming..

@AllisonPearson @Telegraph

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

My WhatsApp groups and friends & colleagues in Hospitality are on the verge of giving up, the magnitude of peoples struggles with small businesses isn’t getting told.
I don’t think MPs realise what’s coming..

@AllisonPearson @Telegraph

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

No one is banned from sport. Time to stop emotive, wrong, crap journalistic sensationalist headlines! Just banned from a sports category they don’t qualify to be in. Simple. I’m banned from racing in the under 12 category- not from sport. Find better solutions. Use the science

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

@ollysmithtravel Govt has been getting that needy nipple ready for 25 years. Started with kids sports days giving prizes for last place and having no winner declared. Created a soft, needy and highly pliable society

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

Dr Hilary said on TV this morning its imperative for stroke victims to dial 999 and be treated within the hour. He must live in a cave.

[Michael Simmons @Simmons__]

🚨 BREAKING | Nearly 30,000 waited more than 12 hours in English A&Es last month - a record high.

https://t.co/Y6sNlnGK1Y

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

Got a headache? Want to see a GP now? Dr Shillary said people were presenting at his practice with headaches causes by heatwave. Seriously headache, 1 day in whose he kidding. Then said stroke patie ts must get to hosp in 1 hour by ambulance. Can I live on his planet please.

[sandieshoes 🇬🇧 @sandieshoes]

GBNews.

Wootton talking to his panel about Liz having a pop at the media.

“The silent majority will love that, the silent majority have had enough of the MSM being activists”

Yes we have.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

@MontagueTerrie We don't ba e wildfires now. We have careless people.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

@ellerowse I'd get dresses first. X

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

So lockdown fanatics and vaccine loving mask wearers. Still think its real !!!

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

A functional governmental and an effective opposition would come up with tangible measures that would address the cost of living crisis. Instead, they are on their summer recess while we pay our taxes to fund their food, travel and energy expenses. The whole thing is a sick joke.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

@xXxJ0DIExXx We are saving water by collecting it in buckets and diluting it down.

[Dave Turner @DaveTur64336369]

Good luck luke. All the best for speedy recovery.