Dave Weasel

5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me

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my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads https://t.co/3K63i4YMIB

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@thlstmnstndng Lmao **latest not last

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my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads https://t.co/3K63i4YMIB

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@sbentley4 @mulaney @NetflixIsAJoke I’d still be able to have children, but would have to sit down to pee

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🤨You were named appropriately. 😑

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@MrJonCryer @WilliamShatner That’s actually from both of us

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When your 8 year old nephew flexes his muscles at you

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@marknorm Weight could be a huge number

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Holy SHIT Shane Gillis.I thought he’d talk a little more about the ‘situation’ but he didn’t need to because he was too busy killing it

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@elonmusk Why Texas over Wyoming?

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White power bottom

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SENTENCED: A gay adult film star and Proud Boys member from Pasco County will spend two years in prison for assaulting police at the Jan. 6 Capitol riot. STORY: https://t.co/sAC2QI1X5z

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This is what happens when the NFL lets Peacock, a streaming platform, air an NFL game 😂

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@StephenKing I was called a Hollywood elitist the same day I forgot to wear a belt and had to tie my belt loops together with a lanyard keychain

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@OllyMHarland @valleyboyspod HUMBUG

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@RehbellOne @SeibertOrisis Nah dude you’re good. If anything it’s a compliment. My other tattoos are so old and Shitty and when I first got them it looked like I tripped through some barbed wire.

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Got a Simpsons tattoo today by London Reese at Black Lantern in Dana Point CA

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@Dannyjokes That’s cool, I’m sure the guy I worked with in Winnipeg named Gurjeet that hit me with his car would be thrilled if he gave a shit about hockey