David M. Wellfare

Husband father comedian Spartan fan.

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@MichSoS What kiosks in the lansing area are working. Grander is not. What about Mason or west Lansing. Would love to know before wasting more gas for a second day in a row

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@JohnDeppC if we change the the V to an S...this would be Johnny Depps Sausage by Dior. Females would start wearing cologne in record numbers. Get on it @Dior

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@brandoncreight1 No prob!

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"Not that angle! Not from behind!" Line of the night from @dandakich funny on many levels! Fire your producer. Cheers!

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More like boring live...i paused Narcos Mexico for this. Back to Netflix! #BorderLive

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@Stranger_Things my daughter was 11 and our pumpkins also had a Stranger Things theme. Looking forward to season 3. Cheers!

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@ruffles the package says 65%less fat....that's because its 65% less chips! C'mon man! #bummedatlunch

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@QualityDairy your new PB&J long john is on point. The sign says it is here for a limited time. I think you should sign that long John to a lifetime contract! It's surpasses the chocolate long John and is equal to the peanut butter Bismarck. At least let the public vote on it!

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@dish_answers JL...I will continue to have faith in you even when you don't have faith in your self. You got the guide to say what it should. I have complete confidence you know more people than I do at Dish. Go talk to one of the IT guys and hook a brothet up with some WrestleMania.

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@dish or @BigTenNetwork I'm guessing dish. Why does my guide say Michigan State spring game should be playing but I'm getting softball instead. Really would like to watch the football. Disappointed someone dropped the ball here. If this is the worst that happens today im doing ok

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@dish_answers This has been frustrating...but you know what would make this all better? And I think @BigTenNetwork would agree... if you hooked me up with a link to WrestleMania tonight. Then I'd invite all my friends over and tell them why they should switch to Dish.

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@dish_answers 48910...

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@GreatClips a month ago online check in did me wrong. Today it worked like a charm! Thank you.

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@GreatClips on line check is great until it isn't. Wait time shows 13 minutes when I pull in and jumps to 20 when I walk in door. How does that's happen?

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i wish i had people, so they could talk to the people who want to talk to me, so i didnt have to talk to them!

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Based on the TV shows I watched growing up, I thought as an adult I would see a lot more people with Lampshades on their heads at parties!

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@Reebok why would you make performance underwear without dickholes? #dumb

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I have such a hard time at work not making fart noises during business meeting when someone says something stupid! #calibrations

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@ansonmount just finished Hell on Wheels. You my friend played, one of the best bad asses on TV! Thank you! #ihatewhengoodshowsend

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Procrastination is not an attractive trait!