Dave Whitney

[Dave Whitney @DaveWhitney3]

@oidentry Yay Olaf! I remember your first day! Your office mates weren't very happy...

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@donttrythis That was George Carlin. "Carlin at Carnegie" https://t.co/We2vDEKDhb 10:34

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@RudyHuyn @Microsoft Congrats and welcome to the mothership!

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@osterman Did you turn ten twice? Or was that the 15-year award as well WAY BACK WHEN?

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@TheSciBabe

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I got shot

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@osterman @kensadahiro It's great until they malfunction. B30,31,32 has had these for a while. They're intermittently reliable.

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@osterman @CarmenCrincoli The two together were called "whacks". Someone named their machine "off".

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@TheSciBabe I agree entirely with your line of thought. And, yes, the idea makes me squeamish. Which is EXACTLY WHY your idea is such a good one. First and foremost, we need all men to understand they are EQUALLY responsible for the existence of that baby, and all outcomes as well.

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@TheSciBabe You need to connect with actual lawmakers and get this discussion on the House floor, in any House in any state. Unless and until the lawmakers wrap their dull brains around the severity of the laws they demand exist, they won't consider anything else.

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@TheSciBabe @StefanMolyneux Apparently, though, it's OK for bakers to not sell cakes to gay couples while it's an outrage that Facebook throws out someone who's mean.

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@michaeljshelton Yah, but it's OKLAHOMA

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Good read: https://t.co/BMzXDnhM0Q

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@osterman At least pizza would have been good cold... ugh.

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@TheSciBabe Aww, it can't be his fault though. Nothing bad is ever his doing, right? It's gotta be... umm... Marilyn Monroe's fault! Somehow.

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@osterman @marypcbuk I never made it into #7. Somehow, my first paycheck was delivered directly to me and I never had to go over there to pick it up.

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@TheSciBabe you'll chuckle: https://t.co/msYl1oaLhp

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@ARichardMSFT @Microsoft Congrats from a 28 year old!

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@TheSciBabe have you seen this? Very interesting stuff https://t.co/hmnDnaLw0y

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HARSH