Dave

The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was convincing the World he didn’t exist.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@TicketmasterUK @TicketmasterCS why have you more than doubled the advertised price for standing entry to Wembley? You’re as bad as the hotels who’ve cancelled pre-existing bookings.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

I hope they open with Wonderwall so all the influencers and 20 year old beauty therapy students, who are only going for that one song, have a shit night for the rest of it.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@Tickets4Troops website says York races tickets available for 15th June, but no option to book. Are there any available? Can’t DM you because I’m not a celebrity.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

Cheers @Dominos_UK for posting vouchers today that expired 10 days ago. I’ll get right on with using them 🙄……….

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@O2CityHall can I get in to James Acaster with the ticket on the Ticketmaster app or do I have to use the O2 one?

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@DefenceHQ @DefenceHQ Did 180 days on Kipion in 2015-16. Good to know I needn’t have bothered.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@KateNWF @CSM_UKSTRATCOM LTR are also entitled FYI.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@KateNWF @CSM_UKSTRATCOM So in the above case, someone with a child and legitimate reason for needing SFA, will either be housed at a nearby unit and have to commute, or get a subsidised private rental because a singly wants a party house, yet travels home every weekend. This is why the NAO doesn’t work.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@4d_s5 Genuine question? Where has it come from? I’ve heard everything from 90 to 220 days.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@4d_s5 Where has this 180 day rumour come from?

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

The idea behind @BeckAdlington’s swim! classes is great, but my god their customer service/contact is beyond dreadful.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@Georgeatasda item guaranteed for store collection by 1700. It’s 1833 and it’s still not ready 🙄 not even an email to explain why

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@daveholt92 Sure they lost to an U16 team recently

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@daveholt92 Somehow it will be a man’s fault. Or she doesn’t get paid enough to score penalties.

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@daveholt92 @hardestgeezer Don’t need to do cardio if you don’t need to do fitness test anymore. I can’t wait to not have to do it 😂

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[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@daveholt92 He’s awful, but Utd are doing a pretty good job of making it dreadful on their own

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Bamford in the away dressing room hearing the celebrations

[Dave @DaveWilliams740]

@BrewDog open 1100-2300 yet closed at 1755 🤔