Honestly, I truly hate @realDonaldTrump, but I can also kinda relate. We’ve all been in that job we’re dramatically underqualified for and you’re just trying to wing it and hope no one notices.
[Me throwing my dogs ball for the 100th time] it’s amazing how they can do the same thing over and over and never get bored.
*opens Instagram for the 27th time that day*
I saw a pigeon trying and failing to fly with a broken wing this morning, and honestly, for the very first time I understood what people mean when they say ‘big mood’.
2 years ago I left Stevenage broke, lonely, aimless, and in desperate need of a change. Today I move back to Stevenage with the love of my life, a brilliant job in a career path I enjoy,… https://t.co/SVspzyvYhe
@AmyJayne__x@JasminMxx Someone pointed this out to me earlier and it blew my mind. He asks if you remember the 21st night of September, meaning the 22nd is actually the correct day for it. You could only remember the 21st if it’s already been and gone. 🤯
@MDM_EN first you send me the wrong order, then you don’t respond to my evidence email, then you finally send the right items, except 3 out of the 4 items are broken! To compensate you offer me £15, on a £310 order. Disgusting. This is my first and last time shopping with you.
[Visiting an art gallary]
me: bland, boring, uninspired, unpleasant to the eye, a terrible use of colour!
passersby: why is that guy talking to himself in the bathroom mirror?
@NaomhCullen They want to hold a different, more lavish wedding every night of the year in the hopes the bride turns up one day? Seems expensive, but it’s their money I suppose.