Dave Worthington

One brain cell above a yard lobster, coming to you from the always semi pleasant Waynesville, Ohio.

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@dayton247now As a Worthington myself, I approve this message

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@yesnicksearcy That would be a gift, Saint Nick!

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Right @drewhastings ?

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I fully expected the Strait of Whore Moose to be in Canada.

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@Scearpo @TheSciBabe I've been to four county fairs and an ass-kicking, and never seen anything quite like this. Pure greatness!

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@yesnicksearcy He took a shot at the marrying the right woman and missed.

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@yesnicksearcy Watched last week for the first time. Loved it.

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@GitRDoneLarry Top shelf! As a child of the class of 1988, this was gold.

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@paulagosti76692 @IngrahamAngle Try Thomas Jefferson circa 1801.

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@dayton247now My great Aunt Norma turns 108 this week, this guy is an amateur.

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@libsoftiktok Looks like a young Jonathan Winters

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@libsoftiktok @XeniaSchools Xenia, usually known for its tornados.....

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@drewhastings It's like the 80s all over again. I'm hauling water and buying hay trying to keep my two cows alive til they go to 'freezer camp' late next month.

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@fasc1nate

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@Am_Blujay Willie the Wimp by Stevie Ray Vaughan answers this question

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@NiohBerg My Morse code is not good, what's he sending?

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@drewhastings Just for fun, check out how many times Joe tweeted during the debate

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@drewhastings They're not driving towards it to sacrifice themselves, none of them are virgins

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@drewhastings It's like a two story screened in porch.

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@drewhastings Knowing at&t, they probably emailed everyone that email wasn't working