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[DaveZero @DaveZer00]

@IlliniJen Hi Jen,

I think the driver in the clip is one of my friends who we have been trying to get information about what happened. Is there any chance that you have any more information as to what occurred or who took this video?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[Ben Karpelman @snocialism]

Incredible how boomers will argue until they're blue in the face that America is the greatest country in history, but in order to succeed you must subsist like a peasant, never take a day off, never indulge in anything fun, and never feel entitled to anything.

[kaceytron @kaceytron]

... Isn't this how they said we would be eating under socialism though?

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

That first pick feeling!

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Toronto wins the draft lottery and will pick first overall

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world are immersed in extreme poverty. Yet, disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of a few. It is an unjust scenario, in the face of which we cannot fail to question ourselves and commit to change things. There is no lack of resources at the root of disparities, but the need to address solvable problems related to a more equitable distribution of wealth, to be achieved with moral sense and honesty.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[mel ;) @simplemellie]

me while singing the end of slide away

[hari @therealnoelyg]

snoopy dancing to some might say

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

That's baseball.

H/T @HomeBy3Official

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Go for 1, stay for 2, home by 3

- HB3
- Team USA

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“Thinking of Auston Matthews, right. Like, it’s a career changing game.”

Auston Matthews is forever a winner.

[alexandra @borgenszn]

quinn is fucking blasted i’m dying the thumbs up to hellebuyck 😭😭😭😭😭

[Coach Dman @LifeofaDman]

Losing fucking sucks but this is a canon moment for Auston. After all the disappointment and shit that he’s been through, I’m happy to see him get a much deserved win.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This is such a horse shit question to ask and this is such an awesome answer from the Hughes bros. Already was a fan but I’m a fan for life and then when I have a heart attack in an Olive garden I’ll be a fan in my after life. Fuck yeah https://t.co/EtQiJ6meZF