Dave

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

To all the people who are upset about companies like #verizon raising the wage of their employees because their bill might go up should look at the price increase of some other places as the quantity of what they received went down while still paying the same wages for year's.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

Death to Putin!!! #WarCrimesOfUkraine

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@IncredibleCulk Happy Birthday!!!

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@realDonaldTrump I'm not even going to argue with your stupid comments anymore. You lie so much you honestly believe yourself. Karma is going to get you someday, and when it does may god have mercy on your soul.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@IowaChill People bitching about what they call it. How about we split the difference and call it soda pop and look down on the deep south idiot's who think everything is coke?

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

I just realized that this is how every Lions, Bears, and Vikings fan felt for the past 20 some years. #GoPackGo

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@KWWL Where’s his left hand going?

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

I want to be a kid again.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@BandFlaw @StephenAtHome I work at spicolis and would love to see you come to this show. Also thank you for the support, you are amazing.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@WhatTheFFacts But still expensive.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

Politicians today are acting like a bunch of kindergarteners around a broken glass. “No they broke the country,” No they broke the country.”

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@lucasiscoolest It wasn’t me so that narrows it down

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@MSDEagles @CoachFeis Rest In Peace. You are a true hero and should always be remembered as one.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

@Kittyschmittz You’re amazing and you know that. I miss you btw.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

No alcohol for 40 days. Challenge Accepted.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

I don’t understand why we still get our weather forecast from a rodent. Then again, sometimes the rodent is more accurate then the weather channel. #GroundhogsDay

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

The only thing I have learned after 34 years on this earth is that I haven’t learned a whole lot. How to walk and speak English but after a few drinks even that’s questionable.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

I want to date a woman who plays piano so I can call her Bae thoven.

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@realDonaldTrump Well that’s one promise kept I guess.

[Dave @Dave_C_Johnson1]

Colin Kaepernick getting citizen of the year is not nearly as bad as Donald Trump getting to be President for 4 years.