Dave Jets

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[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

I’m going to be a #dad in May

Cannot wait for:

"daddy why do you wave your hands at the automatic doors?"
"oh I'm just using the force"
“Daddy, what’s the force?”

And it will be time to train my youngling to be like Ridley (like @HamillHimself taught me the ways) #StarWars

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham If you can’t beat em, buy em!

[Jake Asman @JakeAsman]

See you in 4 years, Soccer.

[Breece Hall @BreeceH]

Cried for the first time since I tore my ACL. This day really hit different for me man🙏🏾🤞🏾

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Good news, we’re not the Mets

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

Love when I read something like this and I’m like

Point 1 is valid but the counter argument is ‘you can be sacrifice accuracy for happiness’ but point 2 makes me wonder if this is satire

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

@JeffPassan I hate bad umpiring as much as anyone, but is this really better for the sport in the long run?

1) You can no longer immediately celebrate a called 3rd strike without fear of it being overturned

2) What kind of losers are going to dedicate their lives to being umpires now?!
🤮

[Brandon Howard @RocTheJetsFan]

After a 1-7 start, interim #Jets HC Frank Reich has announced Geno Smith’s benching in favor of rookie QB Drew Allar, ahead of Week 10.

Allar will get the bye to prepare for his debut on Monday Night against the #Titans, who are on a 5-game winning streak after starting 0-3.

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@ShamsCharania NBA saw what the NFL did for the Pats and is trying the same thing

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@waotta57 @MySportsUpdate We just turned a 6th round pick into Minkah Fitzpatrick and while he’s not likely as good as he once was, he’s absolutely an upgrade and an nfl caliber player. Often with sixth rounders, you don’t know if the pick will have an impact.

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

[Stefan @li_jets]

Quincy Enunwa was gonna take over the league man.

Had to be there #Jets

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@NYJ_Matt @demario__davis HE FUCKIN DID IT!!! Hell yea Matt

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@AdamSchefter @NYJ_Matt I know you’re not doing em anymore, but it played in my head

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@JJeffrey100 @Jeopardy AMAZE

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I were a Jets fan and I had to watch Sam Darnold win the Super Bowl tonight, I think I’d obviously be sad it didn’t happen in NY but understand he probably has to leave to have that success and ultimately be happy for him.

If I’m a Vikings fan, I’m killing myself.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The young intern who accidentally did a Retweet apologizes.

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

@OnyxOdds @RapSheet I watched almost every snap and somehow it was worse than the stat line.

For example, a chunk of those yards was Breece YAC who had 350 yards receiving.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

[Frankie V @FrankieVitz]

We just dodged a Zach Wilson situation all over again.

[Dave Jets @Dave_Jets]

Dante Moore to the Jets just got locked in