Dave

Lapsed Engineer, gym junkie. "Cis" isn't a word.
2 Cor 5:17 Romans 8:38-39

[Dave @Dave_LapsedEng]

@manysuchcases "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." -- TRAs trying to change the definition of "gay men".

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@AlexanderPayton Pretty sure most people who've watched a few episodes of Law & Order can distinguish between murder and manslaughter.

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@j_bos6171992 @monkieboy99 Religious cult he grew up in. Details available in a highly recommended book: https://t.co/CliIOAjh4N

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@MistralWindBoy Harry Potter mid transition.

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@downbadofc chest and shoulders looking good!

and abs, of course

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@yostevesone @overitall69 I think some sort of baked chicken breast concoction.

Might also be an abstract papier-mâché representation of the moon Iapetus.

[Dave @Dave_LapsedEng]

@yeMikeSmith Is having sex with a clone of yourself incest or masturbation? 🤔

[Steely Dan Maximalist (retarded) @SteelyDanMxmlst]

@redsteeze "my good man, take this freon back to your country. become a king."

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@WJohnSmithen The best of the best mayonnaise is the one you leave on the shelf at the store because it's gross.

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@overitall69

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@CasuallyGreg He's making these threats in Texas. A constitution-carry state.

Good luck with that.

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@zjbusch This is obviously fake because there aren't any trans persons of color who selflessly sacrificed their very lives to get us our rights.

[where's the 'sarcasm' font?]

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@JoeGayHistorian Love it! It's fun on a second watch when you catch Finney's acting and can tell he figured it out SO much earlier than the audience

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@damespjuffy "Soooooo... the Greys are too male and pale. Not enough females or androgynous Aliens of Color"

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@PatchNavillus She probably thinks there aren't enough Aliens of Color

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@overitall69 @floridamanjames True!

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@AlexanderPayton "You do not want to be responsible for making the situation worse do you? It could jeopardize the trial if you speak out. Here's what we'd like you to say" Every time.

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@surfjaseoz

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@floridamanjames Former coworker: extolling the virtues of his battery powered lawn mower.
Me:

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@AlexanderPayton