Dave Maldonado

Writer & game designer, mostly Black Isle & Blizzard credits. 100% personal account & opinions! Huge nerd, literally and figuratively. Let's play D&D~

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@The_Spier I feed my magical horsie crafted raisins every time they’re hurt or get me out of a jam and it makes me VERY happy. I’m not even kidding. Oh, and fire pots.

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@seankreynolds HBD, stranger!

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@vmaun Sorry, I was just trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty…

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@AndrewWahl Ooo, can't remember, sorry! May have box in attic w/ old scripts; lots of docs still on paper back then. What I recall most: he was inspired by the D&D SoM Thief (Ransack = run impact pickpocket), & everyone said dwarf rogue was crazy/dumb, but come on, WHO LOVES GOLD THE MOST?!

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

The BEST thing about Mortal Shell? More The Pruld videos. https://t.co/wY0jxwh7Qr

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@berserker_mike ...I had a Tamiya Falcon and, later, a Nichimo Spirit FF (which I preferred) in the '80s... and haven't thought of them again until now. Oh, no. OH, NO. *goes looking for credit card*

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@vmaun Bug Hunt on Outpost 9!!!

[⚡️A Z U R I E L ⚡️ @vmaun]

I’ve never watched Starship Troopers because my teenage self thought it was a hack film. But my buddy @Dave_Maldo talks about it in a positive light, and it’s wacky history;l, so tonight I shall watch it for the first time.

[Filup Molina @filupmolina]

I Am Karen (2020)

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@vmaun B-but the carbon dioxide! How are you still ALIVE?!?! 😂

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@vmaun @ComicQuestSoCal I brought whole fam; figured piling in w/ 4 people was enough already! 😆 Athena picked up a Junji Ito hardcover! Bummed we’re not hanging out today... 😞

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

Grab your sweet glitter-infused Independence Day dice at ⁦@ComicQuestSoCal⁩ today! Also finally picked up the latest #WHFRP starter...

[DESERT HEARTS @DesertHearts]

The Lion's Den with @MikeyLion_ is up and running 🔊 https://t.co/WnQ8dNci34

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

Got @Acheron_Books' Brancalonia Quickstart for #DnD all set up in @roll20app; time to grab some players and set up some socially-distanced test games: "Alla pugna!" 🇮🇹

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

Should've gone to sleep HOURS ago, but @SpeakerHoney & Lee Reynolds are KILLING IT live on @DesertHearts' Twitch stream. Oh, well. Sorry, Tomorrow Dave.

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@jesawyer You've probably seen Flesh+Blood, but if not, check it out/re-watch it! "Verhoeven does 16th c. Italy;" major inspiration for Guts & Berserk.

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

YouTube algorithms found me a remastered video I hadn't seen since the '80s; thanks, YT & benski tv! The BEST song about heroin...? Maybe. https://t.co/uMOicKOJaY

[Dave Maldonado @Dave_Maldo]

@vmaun @billassault Our BBQ's a rusted heap, and our lemon tree is stingy AF. I'd happily swap, right now! But you & your fams are welcome any time. We can all keep 6' apart!

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

Tom Nook won't let me stop working so I made this tall glass of Vacation Juice to cool off with, send help:
https://t.co/dkjcwZinIw
#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing

[John Ebenger @EbengerJohn]

A.K.A Vertical Slice on 90% of any game dev.