Dave

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

Now it’s just retweets from viral / bot accounts.

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

People used to tweet back in the day 😔

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Anyone who hasn’t seen Game of Thrones can’t grasp the impact of this scene eight years ago.

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

I’m an expert comment reader

So, It’s meant to shield your eyes and face from the snow, that’s why it’s worn on the outside

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman is going viral after claiming that people have been wearing fur hoods incorrectly by not folding them inward.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Quentin Tarantino says Marvel actors are not movie stars.

“Captain America is the star.

“Thor is the star.”

“These actors became famous playing those roles, but they’re not the movie stars. It’s the franchise characters that become the stars.”

[seth @sethsetse]

“single in a room full of women and unemployed in a city full of jobs”

[Antiperson @antiAntiperson]

First test of my Halloween Costume 👻

[Ivy🧃 @Starlight_Scrib]

@OhhMar24

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Steven Spielberg fired on all cylinders with this scene.

[Waseem Kurawley @waskhalifa_]

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

US military protesting the US backing of Israel’s genocide of Gaza and the Trump regime’s fascism:

“Rise up America, it is time to take back this country from these corrupt politicians.” #3E

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Spent 9 seasons on how he met their mother… just to undo it in the last 5 minutes. Still hurts.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I read lips for a living. In case you were wondering, this young gentleman says “good at bat. better luck next time”

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The PELOSI Act, which BANS Congressional stock trading, has just passed out of committee, 8-7

The name of this bill is PERFECT 🤣🔥

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

Wish I can go to the gym in the morning everyday.

Only thing I miss about working swing shift

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

God thinks I’m his strongest soldier 😭

[Dave @Dave_TheIllest]

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

[Brandon 🇵🇸 @CrossMaul]

Good he's literally anti vax

[Falinks ✨ @6coolguys]

Notice how the goat goes to fight in enemy territory while the washed bum has to hide away in the ocean