dave at the disco

tweeting with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

imagine getting corporate to pay for your goon shed

[Kyle @imkylelambert]

if you work from home and have the yard space, I can't recommend a backyard office enough. Built mine 3 years ago for under $20k all-in. best work-life upgrade I've ever made.

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

ok the plot for these new mummy movies are starting to get a little unrealistic

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.

They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. https://t.co/WmLfBroRIz

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

it should be illegal to have meetings when it's really nice outside

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

i'm built like this btw (arm is like that from something else though... i don't play tennis)

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Roger Federer, 2007....one of the greatest tennis seasons of all time with this body 🤯

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Transfer portal is out of control.

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@Tyre_94 this is my place of worship

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

out: dating apps
in: booping people on Partiful

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@rainbetcom win so big my man straight up fell out of his chair!!

[Gless @glessgambles]

Hey, this is me! 🥰

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

in college, I tracked inflation through the price of my cookout tray:

fresh - $4.77
soph - $5 (cash customers rejoice)
junior - same
senior - $5.12! total bs, who has a dime & 2 pennies

$13 today is devastating, but still cheaper than so many other places & you get so much food

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

$13 was all it took to hate myself. What an establishment. Will be back

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

who's voting for this? not me? not you? maybe it's your family

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Tucker Carlson's odds soar in the 2028 Presidential Election.

Nearly 10% chance he's the GOP nominee.

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@CommonSenseSam

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

what is the point of a hand raise feature on teams if people just interrupt and talk out of turn anyways

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@quickparty_ ok but they should be called Peck (bc it's just a little kiss)

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

god I love this team

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@Tyre_94 dude it's so ridiculous

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@bimbologymajor lichess is a good alternative too! non-profit learning community. free puzzles, lessons, game analysis, and PvP/PvC matches.

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

new young miko album will be on repeat all summer

[dave at the disco @Dave_Tonight]

@intelligentpawg godspeed soldier