Dave

You ain't much if you ain't Dutch

[Dave @Dave__Dyke]

@jayOchalks @BarstoolBigCat @MatthewPc23 I’ll quote this till the day I die

[Dave @Dave__Dyke]

@MatthewPc23 What planet are you on

[Cas van de Pol @kn0nker]

The Lion King (1994) in full!

[Dave @Dave__Dyke]

Love it when the dentist creates a war zone I’m my mouth and then has the audacity to tell me I’m not flossing enough.

[Dave @Dave__Dyke]

I leave her alone for 2 minutes and this happens

[MERLIN @Avonleaambition]

“you think you
can do these
things nemo
but you just
can’t!”

[m @uhmitaa]

this game had the best soundtrack of all time and nobody can tell me otherwise whipping a lambo to 50 cent at 9 years old made me into the man I am today

[WolfOfNewYork @Word2myKnicks]

If I would have saw this as a kid I WOULD HAVE LOST IT!! https://t.co/cpxwJu4IWu

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

*random dog walks up to me on the sidewalk*

dog’s owner: omg leave that person alone i’m so sorry

me:

[444 @Maddie_shaeee]

They are deleting this from peoples pages. Women need help so please share this. Screen shot it and post it on everything and retweet the fuck out of it.

[JustPetfection @JustPetfection]

Haha, messing with your pet is the funniest