Dave Fluent

tbc

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https://t.co/2I1CrFnY63

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Apparently, Paul Gascoigne used to streak.
🤷🏻

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Sometimes people in the UK want the powerful multimillionaire white people in charge to know how much they resent them, so they get angry and berate poor working-class white people...
Why?..
#you #have #shit #for #brains

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If you don't know why you believe something, if you don't have the ability to explain why you believe what you believe...

... YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED!!
#have #a #mind #of #your #own

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Q. What do you think about (boring subject)?
Me. I'm not interested in that, sorry
Q. Why not?
Me. It's just a subject I'm not into
Q. But what's your opinion on (boring subject)?
Me. I'm sorry, but it's impossible for me to form an opinion about something I'm not interested in🙄

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Don't be surprised if a Straight White Man, constantly being berated by political activists, has not been won over to join these political activists causes. It is simply because berating someone is neither charming nor a clever way to win an argument.
#deluded #shit #for #brains

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Luke Boase wants pubs to promote DRY JANUARY.
#shit #for #brains

https://t.co/Bec3R2TsrG

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In my opinion, humans are made up of 4 things. Which make up 2 things. Which make us, and what we really are... Let me explain: Perception + Awareness = Consciousness Genetic DNA makeup + Life experience = Soul We are all a mix of a Consciousness & a Soul #who #what #we #are

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@Beer52HQ @ASA_UK
Is a scam, you phone them to cancel your subscription and they pretend they can't hear you.
https://t.co/LikRYzHEmC

#scam

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@Beer52HQ @CAP_UK
Beer 52 is a scam, if you phone them to cancel your subscription they will pretend they can't hear you!

MORE COMING!!

Avoid doing any business with these scam artists!!

https://t.co/LikRYzHEmC

#SCAM #scammer #scammers

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"BLOCKING" is an Acting term, check it out.
(Very important in the rehearsal process)

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Photos from the launch show party at 'Camden fringe 2018', I had a great time with @Nico_DeSanto 'Nicholas De Santo'.
#camden #fringe #2023show #coming #next #august

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If I founded a London office of a NEW "Charity", how much work would it be? I wonder.
It would be a charity to help sick people pay for private health care costs to give hospitalisation and operations the NHS is failing to provide in a timely manner.
A charity like this is needed

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I can just about remember doing this (lager and a heatwave are a challenging cocktail) but me and @Nico_DeSanto went to the launch show party to plug our "Camden Fringe 2018" show titled "Tunes & Taboos" and I ended up getting filmed saying these words

Courtesy of @StagedoorLDN

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69 Boobs trick on Calculator

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The Sound of Thug Life

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The Matrix (Director's cut)

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Terminator 2 (Director's cut)