RandomDave

Official Quotes from the One, The Only, Dave! Expect Complete Randomness Everyday!

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"After that burrit(burrito), I'll get out of burrit mode and get hammered" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

Retweet if you miss Dave Thibault

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"11:44 is a weird time to leave, probably just gunna leave at 12" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"His hair is flaming!" Direct toward @paulybinks #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"I don't like rap anymore... Took me down the wrong path" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"Sand Sucks!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"She looks like coach K" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

#RandomDave is back on campus!

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"That's like being friends with a skid mark on a toilet bowl!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"If i had to give a massage to a women soccer player, i prob get a boner!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

#RandomDave will be back in action September 9th 2013!

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"Brittany Griner would go #1 in the NBA Draft!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"Don't try and act like #KidCudi for a week!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"Have you ever seen a black guys dick?! they're crazy in spandex!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"I would talk but I've got turd just about coming out of my ass!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"I haven't watched porn in while." #RandomDave @Logan_Recor

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"I want a gold tooth, I'd feel like a beast." #RandomDave @Logan_Recor

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"When you fart I actually get mad." #RandomDave @Logan_Recor

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"Probably the worst fruit ever! Who eats pears! Do YOU eat pears?!" #RandomDave

[RandomDave @Dave_for_Days]

"I hate peitrus, I hate his face. He just looks like a monkey." #RandomDave